The Taco Bell…betrayed me?

Am I allowed to take the day off bc Im hungover from work related activities? (I had to throw up before pressing send on this bad boy)(I’m on the floor)

Just heard a dude on a date ask shawty what her name was again so he is for sure not getting laid tonight

I really drank a bottle of Tito’s to myself and polished off someone else’s tequila bottle before I hit .08 smh

Not me drunk ordering the whole farm at Dave’s hot chicken

Keep in mind this was all for an article for work lol

But to reach .08 I took 11 vodka shots and 2 tequila shots

I finally reached .08 and there’s no way I’d feel comfy driving rn this shit it crazy

What’s crazy is I definitely feel drunk but apparently I’m able to drive rn

Despite drinking twice as much as everyone else and not being a regular drinker

Drinking at work for science and I appear to be the only one having trouble getting drunk

Nobody wants to say it so I’ll be the bad guy here: if you are under the age of 70 and still falling for phishing scams in 2025, you deserve it and I don’t feel bad for you. You’ve had a quarter of a century+ to learn all the signs of phishing so it’s just modern day Darwinism at this point.

The best part of Rematch is I don’t have to worry about being offsides every 5 seconds and all tackles are legal lmao

This is a forpoon, not a spork. I will not be taking any follow up questions.

Not me falling asleep with my phone unlocked and accidentally Instagram dm’ing a coworker a voice memo of me snoring at 4 in the morning

My uber is going 55 in a 60 in the left lane smh

Throat and nose are a little spicy and I definitely fucked my ankle and my body is going to hurt all over tomorrow but covering tonight’s protest was worth it. That being said, I might be getting too old for this (and too out of shape)

Kshama Sawant’s campaign stump speech interrupted by chants of “illegals can’t vote”

Want More Excitement From the N.B.A.? Try the Korean Broadcast. A pair of over-the-top announcers have become social media stars in the United States for their reactions during the N.B.A. finals.

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Idk if this is considered an anime hot take or not but Vigilantes is much better than MHA

Smoking weed and playing video games here! twitch.tv/pluroco

George Floyd Was Murdered Five Years Ago Today Five years ago today, Derek Chauvin arrested George Floyd Jr. in Minneapolis for using a counterfeit $20 bill. Chauvin pinned Floyd to the ground, knelt on his neck for nine minutes and 29 seconds, an...

Five years after the murder of George Floyd, @pluroco.bsky.social is still carrying the trauma from documenting Seattle’s protests — and still asking: what’s really changed? These photos aren’t nostalgia. They’re a reminder the fight’s still here, and it still needs you.

Are my plans for the day to get high and ride the train to Lynnwood for some Olive Garden? Yes, yes they are.

My red flag is I order tuna at subway

Does a Neighborhood in Crisis Need a Crisis Center? These Capitol Hill Businesses Don’t Think So Back in 2023, voters approved a $1.25 billion property-tax levy to create, fund, and run five 24/7 fully-staffed crisis centers, or places anyone, including the uninsured, could go for their mental he...

Capitol Hill says it’s in crisis—just don’t put a crisis center there. Molly Moon and local business owners packed a meeting to oppose King County’s plan for a 24/7 mental health facility in the old Polyclinic. The problem’s real—they just want it somewhere else.

I firmly believe once you go bidet you can’t go back, and I miss my old bidet so much

I’ve been checking my email every five minutes to see if livenation got back to me about shooting the Kendrick show. Keep your fingers crossed for me fam

Idk if this is an unpopular opinion or not but Pokémon Crystal was my favorite Pokémon game

Adam Silver Saves The Dallas Mavericks As They Shock The World And Win The Lottery, Landing Their Next Franchise Star In Cooper Flagg Patrick Smith. Getty Images.HOLY SHIT ADAM SILVER REALLY DID IT!!!!!What do I always say about the NBA and their obsession with leaning into the WWE bit? One of the most famous NBA conspiracy theorie....

Adam Silver continues to make the NBA a joke www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3545031...

I’m watching Curb from the beginning and thought Ted Danson was Gary Busey and that’s apparently the most racist thing I’ve ever said lmao