Ugh

"Mother distraught after son injured in car incident"

One pair just asked for another round of shots and the bartender gave them a hard look lol

At the bar in-between two of the drunkest pairs of people I've seen. Unironically having the time of my life talking to them lmao

On public transit carrying something where if someone understands what it is you'll likely get an uncouth wink and a chuckle

The stretcher is killing me

Akin to Caesar I will refuse the hot college twink's advances three times before accepting

😔

What if we recreated the movie Titanic on the Northernlion cruise? I'll be the iceberg and you the guy that took a header off the propeller? ☺️

What if we kissed on the Northernlion cruise? ☺️

Call screener text: Phone Screener: "The person you have called is not available. Please leave a message after the tone." Worthless Scammer Robot: "Hello! This is Alex from tax resolution Department calling about the IRS gays in our current line. How are you doing?"

The IRS gays in your current line really isn't anything you need to call me about. And honestly comes off a little homophobic if you ask me.

Standing behind the possible infiltrator with gun to their head
"What's cooler than being cool?"
Fake-Millennial: "Please don't do this"

Finding 32x34 slim fit jeans off the rack at Uniqlo challenge: Impossible

lol. lmao even.

Jan 6 rioters

Other example of people simply experiencing economic anxiety

Trump's violence really stems from economic anxiety

So cool that I have to do my job while thinking about an actual mad man threatening nuclear war

at this point I may have more contempt for the guy who could do something, whose job it is to do something, and chose not to over and over again

One Scoop of Chocolate screening with writer/director RZA in attendance

I'll defend it as a good to great action game, HOWEVER...

Brainworms

It's lazy, insincere, and further devaluing journalists as a whole

Any mutuals, send me your order 🍕

Any mutuals, send me your order 🍕

How come no one has written the great American novel about sexy werewolves?

Bart saying "Cool. I broke his brain."

Congratulations

Bret Stephens is a bitch

OpenAI shutting down Sora