She gave him a guitar and he immediately started singing a love song dedicated to her mii. It's too much

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

Watched a streamer make her husband after having made herself in tomodachi life. She made him capable of dating anyone "in case they don't get along in the game" but jokes on her he hadn't even met her in game; she walked by and he immediately fell in love with her. True love is so real chat

All of the billionaires and their pets at the White House are amassing as much as they can before everything collapses. They hate society and are looking beyond it.

charlie brown was onto something when he said "good grief"

Kobold is a beautiful name for a baby girl

Who gives a fuck? Oh wow a machine is faster than a human. Fork found in kitchen. Races this are only inspiring and only matter because of human spirit, and human determination.

She and McConaughey trying to out moron each other because they were stupid enough to buy into this shit

I know I said no more humans but maybe the ghost of cathy from wuthering heights in tomodachi life........
something to think ab.........

*George Thorogood voice*; 🎶One Burger, One Brat, Three Beers🎶

Everyone Below Xavier Becerra Be So Fuckin' For Real And Drop Out Challenge 2026

If you liked parks and rec, 30 rock or the criminally underrated trial & error you should stream this show on peacock, hulu or like ondemand or whatever for your buddy Paul.

What does he have going for him for the podcast bros and hogg and others to be so obsessed with him besides him being a white male? Everything I have learned about him has given me the ick

Legally (as in my wife will not find this funny) I have to follow this post with a post confirming this is a joke

Sorry honey we'll have to renew our vows some other place and time as The Northernlion Supercruise (TM) has been canceled.

bless Scaachi

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@joesondow.bsky.social, your legacy!

"Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind"

If you loved sowing you'll hate reaping

Erewhon Lacma was a human bounty hunter active in 5 ABY

Any Mainer that votes for Graham Platner would disappoint the spirit of war hero and former governor Joshua Chamberlain. Pretty L rizz if you ask me

Block the EA Deal EA’s $55 billion buyout will give foreign investors and Private Equity massive control over gaming and turn the worst anti-consumer practices, like loot boxes and aggressive microtransactions, into ov...

It would be grown and sexy of you to fight against corpo greed and sign the petition to fight the EA merger:
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Also, Kamala Harris did try to go on Rogan but Rogan, who was working with Musk, repeatedly yanked the football on her. But White Leftist Ezra Klein is too wedded to his own narratives to admit that. Klein’s actually an idiot.

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Sorry to say that a portion of my sanity is tied to whether or not the show Stumble gets renewed. (It's looking unlikely, gang)

I fucking hate cloudflare wdym you're a barrier to entry based on if you can verify if i'm a bot or not. first of all, it's none of your business and second of all, i have been getting online longer than you've existed

Showed my wife the family archive last night (Dune 1984)

I spent over two and a half decades in Kentucky and there are approximately 500,000 “fake” rednecks for every “real” one, which frankly calls into question the premise if you ask me.

Make ‘em dumb, sell ‘em smarts Sam Altman wants intelligence to be a utility that you pay him for

Sam Altman has a new plan to make money from generative AI: he wants intelligence to be treated like water or electricity — and we’ll all have to pay him for it.

His chatbots are degrading people’s ability to retain information and think critically. Now he wants to sell smarts back to us.

happy confederate surrender day! let us remember the sacrifice of those who suffered and died to end one of the most wretched institutions ever created, and also remember that next time we need to hang the fuckin’ traitors