the doomposting will continue until the record improves!

I mean at this point I’m just happy when they don’t strike out

“Your head looks like a deflated volleyball”

- KC fan to Weston Wilson

That’s my dad

WW is making sure this is Bubic’s last inning

I think he did touch the corner of the plate barely

I swear every hit had been on a knuckle curve he’s left up

Three TOOTBLANS in two days

I like how Baz has his cuffs over his cleats like they’re boot cut pants

To whoever needs to hear this, we don’t need to bench our best player so he’ll know not to get picked off

Ravens DT Nnamdi Madubuike expects to play this season after neck surgery Ravens defensive tackle Nnamdi Madubuike appears likely to play this season.

Ravens DT Nnamdi Madubuike expects to play this season after neck surgery.

Seems sustainable

wHeEeEeEeEe!!

Hats off to Sammy, Leody, and the pitching staff

Gunnar please chillax and play like a normal person

Cameron foster thank you for your service and goodbye for a good long while

This guy can’t pitch

He‘s tilted, needs a break

It doesn’t seem great when you say it like that

Hooooly shit lol

Maybe we are the bullshit team

🦫

Shit is gettin wacky

my impression is that modern baseball nerds do not like bunting but I may need to update this perspective

If you’re watching extras on a Monday night between these two teams there’s no “might” about it

Because analytics

yuck

It‘s extremely far down on my list of things giving me heartburn about this team but it still maddening

I had no idea!