An immigration officer in southwest Colorado who was caught on video grabbing a protester by the hair and hurling her down an embankment last October was charged with assault and criminal mischief on Tuesday, the local district attorney said. nyti.ms/4cYcXpF
every conservative political complaint comes back to "those people shouldn't count because they disagree with me"
A lot about the world is very heavy right now but if a college football podcast that got jettisoned by Vox during the pandemic for not having a marketable audience can raise this much money for refugees in Atlanta in two days then just think of all the stuff we can all do together
Iran going after Bsky is a genuinely funny waste of resources.
Ever seen a poll result that is basically telling the pollsters themselves to go touch grass?
All-time NWSL Salary Cap chart. Maximum Cap Spend since 2013: $208,318,500. NWSL Columbus Expansion Fee: $205,000,000. Note: Max spend not mandated. 2025 and 2026 includes mandated revenue-sharing supplements. Does not include future HIP rule payments.
Columbus' NWSL Expansion Fee pays for every NWSL player's salary every year since the beginning of NWSL.
Eat all the moment they're ripe, duh
We go way back
I'm sure everything is fine.
Stupid goo goo nonsense. The only way to get fair districting is to pinch republicans in the mouth enough until they agree to fairness. Doing this with Callais days away from ripping up the VRA is so stupid I don’t know where to begin.
Learning that Jurgen Klinsmann couldn't sit and watch an entire soccer game explains so much about his failures as a coach. Lol. What a bum.
The face you make when someone calls you “Stinky”
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Fuck it we’ll do it dead
One of the Sandy Hook families lives in hiding 1500 mi away from their baby’s grave due to people stalking them.
The graves of multiple children have been defaced.
One of the fathers had to submit DNA evidence to prove his son was a REAL HUMAN BEING after Alex Jones’ book said he never existed.
mark zuckerberg has the face and hair of a medieval king who was maced to death at the battle of harlotsbridge and found buried with a special tiny sword because he was too weak to hold a full-size one because his parents were cousins
Halfway through season 2 of Paradise....
Boy, they really whiffed this season.
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I just read about this shooting. Horrific. Dude shoot his wife and girlfriend (maybe?) and both survived. Then he went and killed all 7 of his kids and a cousin of theirs. I can even imagine the grief those two women are experiencing.
We’d all rather complain about how evil a company like Palantir is than stand up for the civil liberties that are being violated in the first place that make a company like that possible.
As if it’s simply the wrong people with the wrong values, not an inherently dangerous thing to enable.
I’ve basically accepted that these stupid and dangerous age verification bills are going to happen because our system is broken and corrupt, and people do not think or care about how this stuff works.
broke bois
I hate Al and I refuse to use it Peter, if you don't use Al a bunch of super rich men will lose a lot of money I already said I hated Al Harry, you don't need to sell it to me
Nice
You watching?
A lot of people are still in the denial about how much the median Democratic voter, the median Democratic volunteer, and the median Democratic activist has shifted on a variety of issues. Well here's the handpicked candidate of Chuck Schumer being booed, about Gaza, at the Dem convention.
The problem with centrist Dems is that they don't understand the basis for their own power, and try to kill it.
