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Posts by spam, disavowed monster of the psyche

taking English courses at the community college and showing off by speaking in a british accent the whole time

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hadn't been to therapy in 6 weeks because of illness so made sure to get six weeks worth of crying into the hour

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the fucked up thing is that straight people are allowed to like pokemon

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the fucked up thing is that straight people are allowed to like pokemon

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typical kickstarter update

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an extremely good joke i didn't get until i was adult because it just got stuck in the "i don't get this line so i'm ignoring it" file for too long!

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i'm not a big rewatcher especially since i'm not in a house where the tv is always on anymore, but pee-wee's big adventure is the one movie where as soon as a scene starts i start laughing because i know every joke and am still excited to hear them again

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i bought a game months ago that's a sequel to a 2d story-light roguelite and it's 3d and seems to have a full two hours of running back and forth talking to people on text boxes i can barely read before i get to do the game

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i understand that it takes a lot of thought and work to choose a typeface and color scheme for your game, but please consider choosing white text on a dark background or black on a light background and not grey on grey or brown on tan

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As a big fan of Funniest Possible Outcomes, all I can say is lol. lmao, even.

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she framed me for defacing the school bathroom by stealing my markers (i was the only one in my class with scented markers) and i ended up missing recess for a week to be questioned by the teacher and the principal until someone finally snitched that she was bragging about it at recess

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just remembered my first bully (i was in 2nd grade) was a girl named Sky Walker and when i told my parents about her they just laughed at her name

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a black and white design that reads "you could learn a lot from a lesbian." to the right of the text are various items such as carabiners, a boot, a lollipop, a hammer, a boot, an apple, a lighter, cherries, a bouquet of flowers, a butterfly wing, and many stars. the entire image is textured to be grainy.

a black and white design that reads "you could learn a lot from a lesbian." to the right of the text are various items such as carabiners, a boot, a lollipop, a hammer, a boot, an apple, a lighter, cherries, a bouquet of flowers, a butterfly wing, and many stars. the entire image is textured to be grainy.

happy #lesbianvisibilityweek!

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stupid joke tweet that makes me sad

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this time it was michael's one that was like "mother's kindly reassurances that lots of kids my age get decapitated as she reattaches my sniffling head"

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i hate when i look for a tweet and it's gone

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nostalgia is remembering when you didn’t have to pay bills and attributing that feeling to mario

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screenshot from Archive of our Own: "1 - 20 of 784 Works in Soulmate Goose of Enforcement"

screenshot from Archive of our Own: "1 - 20 of 784 Works in Soulmate Goose of Enforcement"

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got my period five days early

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I've migrated all my posts to Divot, the social media site that's hosted behind a loose brick in the collapsing parking garage near the old Takara building

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Gender should literally just be a common thing that people *should* examine in order to have a fullness of life, even if nothing massively changes. It should be as common as developing a fashion style or a music taste. Deconstruction of societal imprint, no matter how “far” you go, is freedom.

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i was truly trying to watch normal videos and instead arrived at a video where a drunk alex horne is fully clothed in a bath, pours a lot of shower gel in his mouth, and then drools it out while making eye contact with the camera, on a zoom call with his two friends who are in the same apartment

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me trying not to go back for more olive

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Cartoon image of a chef cutting Shawarma with the words“unknown pleasures” underneath

Cartoon image of a chef cutting Shawarma with the words“unknown pleasures” underneath

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i watched all ~200 episodes of taskmaster in like ten weeks so yeah i would say my mental health is deteriorating at an alarming rate

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"Do not kill yourself.
Killing yourself is a worse variation of attacking yourself."

"Do not kill yourself. Killing yourself is a worse variation of attacking yourself."

advice from a go book

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