The Sopranos was such a net negative on society in the form of stupid guy references that I’m not sure I think it was good in any sense anymore

Big Balls

There’s a rumor going around that a world famous rockstar had a mild std in the 70s. All the socials are going wild about it

But ultimately the problem lies with anyone who has ever ordered a matcha, all of whom belong in a chamber or some sort

Also if you work in a coffee shop god bless you but you need to pour the drip coffees (1 second to make) before you take out the little wooden whisk and start slaving away on the 4 matchas to go (14 minutes each)

Everyone’s gotta stop with the fucking matchas. The bad drink that takes 13 minutes to make

that's correct

yeah it's ok slightly prefer the new leader of a powerful omnipresent institution who is mildly improving it, and to write a couple sentences about it once ever five years. nobody's going to roman mass bsky.app/profile/matt...

Salute to an all-time tweet

people online love to say "i gasped" which i guess is one of those things that's stolen from gay culture because nobody has actually gasped since the kennedy assassination

1 rock = 1 grief

Seasonally appropriate

You suck bitch

they're expensive on a P/E basis but not outrageously so on a forward P/E basis, because the denominator more or less keeps expanding and will continue to do so if you believe that AI will boost productivity

no

it's not THAT crazy given that recessions have been getting less frequent as a result of the fed and the data it uses getting better. now the president explicitly wants to make the fed and its data worse

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too hot

William Carlos Williams....his shit is so bad. Horrible....

too hot

i'm the new clavicular. i'm also the new sneako

(Watching The Beatles on The Ed Sullivan Show, 1964) these guys are industry plants

Diana Russini has passed on

This fails to account for that type of trade being unbelievably common across all sports

She’s awful. Time to put her out to pasture

Representative John Q. Everyman, who raped every woman on planet earth, has decided to step aside from public service…

The birds at my bird feeder are weak on crime

Awful awful hair

Self-actualized persons be shopping

Iran president: 'His Holiness Pope Louis XIV, I condemn the insult to Your Excellency on behalf of the great nation of Iran, and declare that the desecration of Jesus, the prophet of peace and brotherhood, is not acceptable to any free person. I wish you glory by Allah.'