Thank you to the new dog who left me a massive piece of carrot cake yesterday. You have no idea how much I needed the sugar right then.

#Consett #dogwalker #CakeBetterThanPotNoodles

PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT

Sun is low
Sun is bright
Sun is blinding

Please wear sunglasses when you drive.
No one wants to see your orgasm face as you crash your car blinded.

Trust me. Even with sunglasses it's bloody tricky today

#Consett #dogwalker #safetytips

Pet peeve in books. Really grinds my gears.
In 2 years, I have read 4 maybe 5 police procedureal books which have a pregnant police woman.
Each time, said policewoman is put in mortal danger.

Starts to ruin the story, knowing the same stuff will happen again
#writing #crimebooks

Europe will not allow attacks, says France, after Trump Greenland threat The intervention comes after Trump reiterated his desire to acquire the autonomous Danish territory.

Not even in charge yet and nearly at war with Europe

What an orange moron

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

When I come back from my holidays my phone will be full of pictures of my wife stuck in the sand.
This AI picture is a prediction 😂

I've just invented the music genre "bagpipe jazz" and you're all going to find out what it sounds like unless my demands are met

Get a gift stock when you sign up. Limitations apply.

In case anyone wishes to dabble on RobinHood. Here's a link which would benefit both of us
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My new series is live! If you like a police procedural with some forensic linguistics this might be for you

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Same on this account. Naughty naughty

Someone keeps stealing wor granddaughters chair
#brianthegit

Cold init

Billy, my new accountant, is training #flamingfiona on how to do invoices, as apparently I'm crap at it

#Consett #petcare

One of my customers is ready for rowdy children visiting at Christmas

#Consett #dogwalker

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#ShopIndie #Books

Nah. Nightshift

Don't let this photo fool you.
My grandson is a complete knob head

#Consett #dogwalker

New customer.
#Consett #petcare

@consettmaths.bsky.social this you Greg?

I'm off ma tits dude

@shazzagirl.bsky.social don't say I don't do anything for you

Literally..

Big Opening Today!
The Balloons are up!
@farplace.bsky.social
#Consett #animalrescue #cats
#vegan #charity

Where have you moved too? Not been in the town for a while

@consettmaths.bsky.social is this you Greg?

I repeat. Cold init
#Consett #dogwalker #notoday

Cold init in Consett