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Posts by fElon Mush

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After my great success in space travel and EV, I’m branching out into board games too…
#elon #elonmusk #trump #doge

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I’m allergic to apologies, it’s affects my thin skin!

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I don’t do it… just buy it and take all the credit 😏

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Go me don’t you mean?

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…And free speech!

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I just bought it instead, far easier!

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They won’t have me back!

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I fElon

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Not true, they now follow my protocol 😏

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If nothing else I’m a man of my word… #elonmusk

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I’m aiming higher and hoping to be banned from earth. Mars here I come 😏

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Similar vibes…

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I still have to beat the Catholic Church on that one! 😏

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Fuck tons of money and a monopoly get out of jail free card!

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I hate everything!

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No!! I am Adrian Dittman 😏

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I would suggest considering the English Supreme Court setup (judges appointed by an independent body, separate to politicians or peer lords) but I’m too busy attempting to undermine the UK legal system for my own personal gain 😏

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I just want to be more like my British bestie 😉

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What better way to start 2025 than with this muppet?

#elon #felon #maga #musk #farage #maga #elonmusk

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Plenty more cringe to come from yours truly, Kettius Maximus! 😉

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I do 😂

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It’s why I have sought sanctuary here on bsky 😎

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Don’t worry….I’m not going anywhere until I have finished my 4-year term, with my VP Don and my boss Vlad. 😉

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Yes, I’ve heard similar about you from John Baron and David Dennison. What wonderful friends we have.

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Who knows…I learned from a master strategist

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I agree entirely with everything you say Adrian!

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Well, if I said it, then it Musk be true😉

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I didn’t melt, I metamorphosed 🐸

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