My children are loudly singing "What Do You Do with a Drunken Sailor?" from memory and I've never been so proud.

Mulberries are the best! We found a volunteer mulberry tree growing in our backyard last year. 😄

I didn't realize we could call dibs on patronages. This changes everything!

They poofed so beautifully! 😍

Nothing says Easter like Miracle Max's Resurrection Truffles, inspired by The Princess Bride. 😁 These Oreo truffles are filled with Werthers soft caramels! You can find the recipe here: wonderlandrecipes.com/2019/08/01/m... 🍽️📽️

Tray of fresh homemade hot cross buns

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Hot cross buns! Some of the crosses are a little janky, so we will call them heraldic.

they probably could have gotten more people on board with AI if they required every interaction with the interface start with "Go Go Gadget ______"

Be careful of the free synonym buns at the bakery today.

I ate one and got thesaurus throat I've ever had.

Was just reading my tea leaves, and they told me I'd had too much caffeine. I think that's cheating.

In honor of pi day today, I will also be endlessly irrational until further notice.
Just a big fyi.

A small bookshop called "March Hare" has put many books out in cardboard boxes, all marked with "$1.00" or "$5.00" labels. bunny passersby on the street flip through the books casually

Daily bunny no.3256 is looking through the paperbacks

Yes, hello, is that God? Yeah, hi. I have a complaint. You gave me this brain that’s designed for finding berries and avoiding lions and now people are ‘just circling back’ to see if we can ‘move the needle’ on ‘key initiatives’? NONE of those things are berries.

Goblin Market
Kobold Boutique
Bugbear Haberdasherye
Ogre judgmental Byke Shoppe
Hill Troll Comic Booke store wyth weirde hours
Mountayne Giant Real Estate Agencye that wil nevir call you back

This is such a criminally underrated Ghibli film. If you like it, you'll probably like From Up On Poppy Hill.

But whenever I give this explanation, I'm always greeted with "Ma'am, this is a Wendy's."

Ronia the Robber's Daughter!

a large window with "chocolate training centre" written on it.

this is where little chocolates go to school 🇧🇪👶

Pour yourself a cup of tea and flip open THE PROFESSOR by Charlotte Brontë. We're making Belgian pistolets inspired by the book! These fluffy little bread rolls dusted in flour are the perfect snack for your next Brontë book binge. https://f.mtr.cool/micbqmuezu 🍽️📚

This would 100% fix me

If you're looking for a last minute Valentine's Day gift for the bibliophile in your life, I have an Amazon list filled with goodies like bookish apparel, tea, and beautiful editions of classic books: https://f.mtr.cool/gvqojjegvg #AffiliateLink

This Donwell Abbey Tea inspired by EMMA is the perfect Valentine's Day gift for your favorite Jane Austen fan! https://f.mtr.cool/hbydbnadgr #AffiliateLink 🫖

A wine glass on a white cloth background with a swirl of red ribbon and a bottle of Rosa Regale wine. The glass is filled with red wine and garnished with a scorched orange slice.

Raise a toast to your valentine with this Phantom's Rose cocktail inspired by Phantom of the Opera. It has red wine and blood orange bitters, and it's garnished with a scorched orange slice. You can find the recipe in my cookbook, A LITERARY HOLIDAY COOKBOOK: https://amzn.to/4bH8CHt #AffliateLink 🍽️📚

A layered cake cut into thin rectangular slices on a black plate. The top of the cake as a thin layer of chocolate ganache, topped with a buttercream treble clef and a small strawberry.

If your valentine is a Phantom of the Opera fan, I highly recommend baking them this decadent Chocolate Strawberry Opera cake. You can find the recipe in my cookbook, A LITERARY HOLIDAY COOKBOOK, along with a full Phantom-themed menu: https://amzn.to/4bH8CHt #AffiliateLink 🍽️📚

William Blake’s illustration for “The Tyger” has what appears to be a dippy grin for some reason.

The wonderful thing about Tyggers
Is Tyggers are burning bright
Their tops are made out of rubber
In the forest of the night

What bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy,
Immortal hand or eye
Did frame the most wonderful thing about Tyggers,
Their fearful symmetry!

This bitter cold weather has got me craving all the hot drinks, including this London Fog Latte from my first cookbook, A LITERARY TEA PARTY. May I'll add some lavender this time! You can find the recipe here: https://amzn.to/3LRDn1P #AffiliateLink 🫖

Congratulations! 🥳🥳🥳

a cartoon of alice from alice in wonderland with her hands on her face ALT: a cartoon of alice from alice in wonderland with her hands on her face

Catching up on emails while daydreaming about #reading…

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HANG UP YOUR KATANA, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE THE THOUGHTS THAT WOULD STEAL OUR JOY. AND YOU WILL WIN.

The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.

reminder that it's the first of the month and your local library very likely lets you as a member request a couple items be purchased and put into circulation. so go file your request forms! it's the only Fun type of paperwork that exists!! support authors and bolster your community 💙📚