call me edward bananahands

phoenix indie’s optical blast (with gold reflective topper) and omega magnetism, from the X collection

Both are a fine metallic under a jelly with silver magnetic and contrast shimmer (magnetized velvet style) under a multichrome flakie! It completely changes in so many ways under different lighting. Pictures don’t do it justice!

So many ILNP polishes!!! The turquoise is Funhouse under Flashing Lights under Open Fields, and the purple is Hi Fi under Glowstick under Mayfield!

It’s a classic from the archives 😄

That sure is a word

Feral Friday? I dunno, whatever.

OK, there is also pornography

It’s not DMs when it’s on Telegram. It’s just messages.

or grinch, whatever

my new sweater is very grouch coded

Amanita mushrooms in grass!!! ILNP’s Reminisce (H) and Love Me Not topped with Fancy Gloss’s Green Flare and White Shards

I was highly amused 🤣

be the shitpost lol

man i miss that auburn beard

It’s also one of my favorite portraits ever, so this was really just an excuse to show it off. 😉

All his shoops were titled “Cover Story”… and when I stumbled upon that treasure trove I had to wade in and show him how it could be done, lol!

A fake porn magazine cover for the magazine “Cover Story” with a bunch of shitposty article titles on it.

That time I turned a saucy selfie into a shitpost to dunk on a guy for making bad fake porno magazine covers using photos with questionable consent, being a dick about his talent, and flipping out at the softest of feedback (not mine, lol).

Bad like he was using MSPaint in the 70s. Sooooo bad.

😆 He’s already following me

Another Lego bouquet amongst miscellaneous decor

Haha I’m already following him

we got so lucky, my brother was keeping an eye out for places closer to his house (we’re like six minutes away now) and he found this house… so we jumped at it and moved after only being in our last place six months, lol, it was just too perfect an opportunity

also i am very keen on decorating. ❤️

A bouquet I can leave on my dining table and I don’t have to move, because it’s short enough that people can talk past it!

Everything is so clean I had to take pictures!

Profoto x iPhone

Just messing around with some test shots, nothing serious

here it is being thermal!

hey there!

Cadillacquer Prototype 4, a black to purple thermal with purple and blue shifty glitters, and The Evil Dead, a deep navy black with shifty magenta glitter and sick chartreuse hexes

It is much too cold right now to see the thermals, but I will probably post photos at some point