Buy the new Congratulations album 'Join Hands' people. A perfect amalgamation of indie metal funk pop greatness.

Fuck. My. Fucking. Life.

You would miss me when I gone

Bananas

Damn blast and bugger.

To stop me seeing my posts about the farty trump....

I haven't been on here for a while. It's all VERY civilised and friendly.

I will come visit more often.

I prefer this one....

Yes, it appears so. Very worrying. Especially as it's my main source of income......

Hopefully, it's just a blip?!? And, if it isn't, there are other options to sell my music wares. But still......*gulp*

Hello anyone who follows me who also sells things on eBay.

Are YOU finding things INCREDIBLY slow?!? Or is it just the things I'm selling that nobody wants?

Superman III at the cinema in Bletchley with my dad. Scared shitless by the 'super computer' cyborg. I also remember a lot of fag smoke.

The Green Party don’t get as much media coverage as Reform because the continuation of civilised human life on the planet isn’t as interesting as cunts.

(I know. Not all reform voters are racist etc, etc. However, the non racist reform voters are voting for a racist party. Let alone NHS privatising or benefit cutting from barely nothing to nothing. Etc.)

If you are so dissatisfied with labour that you think fucking reform are the answer, I have so snake oil to sell you.

Yes, labour have been VERY disappointing. But why would you think the alternative ISNT a progressive alternative (lib dem, greens etc), but a blatantly racist, Putin apologist?

Say what you like about Nigel Farage (and I do) but he’s pulled off quite a feat in damaging the country via Brexit and then somehow positioning himself to be the one to fix it. Monoballs rule (sadly literally come the next election)

Update. We have a PME connection. So.....all good. :)

Next up, a ban on piss ups in a brewery.

Producer Dave?

Blimey....

If you wanna feel the transphobic 'vibe', just make a mild joke about how the new Harry potter haribo tastes of transphobia on Facebook and sit back.

People are weird.

Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody

This. A thousand times this.

We still have it (old house). And.....this is the first I've heard there maybe a problem....

This evening will be spent googling, I fear....

25 years ago. Fucking hell.

Why is time so shit?

Never seen such a literal example of clutching at straws.

And the chips. And that weird boat/truck thing.

Not much of a fan of Kneecap. I'm also not a fan of The 1975. I'd much rather a band use their platform for good than have a borderline racist singer.

None of them should be banned.

Grow up, parliament.

Fucking pvc sleeves, man. The scourge of my live.

To be fair, it's not a bad course at hunny....

Farty farage being a cunt again part 722732258.