I'm sure he's got a similar line somewhere

That was Napoleon, but still, yeah

Exactly the legacy Charlie Kirk would have wanted.

Woah woah woah.

100 year gap, max. The whole of Italy had a major feud with the pope from 1861-Mussolini

Or cars for that matter

Can't wait for two years from now when we're talking about Platner the same way we talk about Fetterman.

And, like, don't say there weren't warning signs. There were huge, gigantic, blaring warning signs. Same as with Fetterman.

Platner

Make sure to have a fire extinguisher handy.

walks like a duck, talks like a duck

Time to play a game of

DEMENTED or ELITIST

Here's a tip, the answer is always BOTH

Sky: Blue
Code: Vibed
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The "don't speak ill of the dead/don't be a piece of shit when you're alive" meme

Logging on 😘

At the University of Minnesota, there was a whole class about Jesus in Islam, on how his perception has subtly changed over the centuries.

He's tried, and easily proved that it's not very easy to buy elections.

Oh, won't you please take me [CIA black site]

It was Johnson. The North was all in on reconstruction at this point

I remember his back in the 2020 dem presidential primary. There I refered to him jokingly as "everyone's favorite billionaire."

Pritzker started becoming prominent not long after, but still a close 2nd with everyone else running the opposite direction, apparently.

Class traitor (laudatory)

And it's basically the same people complaining in both cases!

"He will never ballin'"

*spit take*

The Greeks ruled the region, but I don't think they really populated Anatolia (outside of the western shoreline) until the Roman period.

Give it a couple days and Rick Scott will be saying that Lincoln should have been impeached for destroying the south.

Oh boy, I sure hope there aren't multiple examples of Democrats in Congress blocking attempts by the Republicans to attack trans right!

BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV declares the Iran War is “unjust” and “is not resolving anything.”

After suggesting Trump is committing war crimes by targeting civilian infrastructure, he called on Americans to contact Congress to help end the war.

“We propose to settle all the difficulty of the Dred Scott Decision by putting it into the Constitution. If a man is not a citizen of the country in which he is born, in God’s name of what country is he a citizen? If he may not live there, where has he a right to live?“