Posts by Zab
No one wants to take medicine more than the healthy sibling of a sick kid.
Naw.
Today’s cards: 3 of cups, 7 of wands, the fool 🔮 deck: Your First Tarot 🎴 madamadam.com 🖤
#madamadam #tarot #tarotreading #wellness #witch #lgbtqia
Just one more step to go, buddy!
THE NICE HOUSE BY THE SEA (2024)
Become a cult leader and unleash divine power in this dark fantasy strategy RPG.
#WhispersOfTheEyeless is Out Now on Steam! 🎉
store.steampowered.com/app/2523890/...
In Whispers of the Eyeless, you are not merely a wanderer — you are a force of change.
She's a witch!
This is good news, everyone!
panel 1: “Life shouldn’t be so hard to enjoy,” a man says to himself. panel 2: “It isn’t,” someone says from off panel. panel 3: “You just need to [activity that requires money, mental stability, time, effort, etc] more,” the guy says. panel 4: “HOLY SHI—“ the man says, exuding some hints of sarcasm.
enjoy it
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy in a pawn shop talking to the employee at the counter. He has about half a loaf of bread in a bag in front of him. The seller asks, “how much will you give me for this stale bread?” Panel 2: the unsure employee replies, “tell ya what— I got a buddy who’s an expert on this stuff.” Panel 3: a goose in a hat and sunglasses walks confidently through the shop entrance towards the counter.
green guys
#darkestdungeon
panel 1: close up on an astronaut’s boot being dragged across the surface of the moon. panel 2: zooming out, we see he’s making a line in the moon dirt. panel 3: zooming out more, we see he’s made a pretty long line panel 4: Meanwhile, a child stares out of his bedroom window and realizes he’s being mooned. The moon was given a butt by the very dedicated astronaut. Several small steps for man, one giant butt for mankind.
Moon
What a horrible day to have eyes
Objectively better
panel 1: “Hey sport—I’m Jeff, your new Dad.” panel 2: “Now—I’m not here to replace any of your current dads.” panel 3: “I’m here to join forces with them to fight evil.” panel 4: “Once you acquire five dads, we form a megadad—or a headless megadad if you only get four.”
New Dad
From the archives-
Today’s cards: the devil, ace of pentacles, two of wands 🔮 deck: tarot vintage 🎴 for readings and more - madamadam.com 🖤
#madamadam #tarot #wellness #witch #lgbtqia
This had the energy vibe of taking a straight shot of whiskey and getting slapped right after you swallow. Loved it, just what I needed today. 👍
I’m at my most 40s l when I choose to stay on the line for the next available representative instead of pressing 1 to receive a call back
Yeah! I don't trust them to actually call me back. Plus if they do, they probably sell my number to all sorts of spam callers or something fine printy that I never notice until it's too late
A motivational poster with a woman spreading her arms wide while standing in a cornfield. The motivational text says "When I don't post about current affairs it's only because I don't have anything legal to say."
X salvage continued, had to save this banger from @molleindustria.org
GOAT!
panel 1: “You there boy, what day is it?” an old man shouts from his window. He appears to be Scrooge at the end of A Christmas Story. panel 2: “Uh Tuesday,” a person on the street responds. “And I’m not a boy I’m 32,” he adds under his breath. panel 3: “There’s still time!” Scrooge exclaims. panel 4: Scrooge has procured a taco from a taco truck called ‘Tim’s Tiny Tacos.’ “Merry Taco Tuesday, everyone!” he shouts.
What the Dickens?
Too real m8, too damn real.