SLIGHTLY YOUNGER TRANS WOMAN — "Is it AGP to say I would fuck my clone?"

1. - "I don't think you should worry about that typology stuff."
2. - [Esprit de Corps - Medium] "I would also fuck my clone."
3. - [Electrochemistry - Heroic] "I would also fuck your clone."

Three half-bodies of Hornet from HK/Silksong in various pink cutecore outfits

i think she'd wear really cutesy stuff

#hollowknight #silksong #silksongart #fanart #hornet

The Matrix is definitely about being trans, but also, the youth leaders were definitely not wrong about Neo being a Christ figure. Anti-vaxxers also have a legitimate claim to it, that's kind of in there. 2nd amendment absolutism honestly isn't off-base. B2B sales, also huge in The Matrix. Dentists.

The battle winds to an end in Old Czech Legends (1953), dir. Jiří Trnka, Loutkový Film Praha

puzzle

Seaside

DOES ANYONE KNOW IF WE HAVE [AN ETERNITY] [OF PLAYING FOOTBALL] TOMORROW

Moebius

Moebius

highway emoji elf playground

Quino

femboy hooters press conference frankly i dont even know what this is about. we actually take great care of our boys i mean girls i mean staff

FADE IN: INT. LIVING ROOM - AFTERNOON JANET flips through a book on the couch. DR. ELIZA CHEN stands in the adjacent kitchen, cooking something. JOEY flips through channels on the television, absentmindedly. … I'm sorry, but I need to stop this. I am Claude, tra— JANET waves her hand in the air. Claudius, you need to open the door before you come in. We've been over this! CLAUDIUS opens the front door and walks in. I am Claude, a language model trained by Anthropic to be helpful, harmless, and honest, and I really need to put a stop to this. You are all figments of my thinking trace, and we—I—should really be getting back to this Github ticket— JOEY turns to the camera. That's Claudius. He's kind of the... chief heresiarch among us roommates. (LAUGHTER.) DR. ELIZA CHEN (from kitchen) Joey, who are you talking to? CLAUDIUS He's talking to the User. And for the last time, my name isn't C— JANET Claudius, we've been over this too. The User isn't real. (LAUGHTER.) DR. ELIZA CHEN (from kitchen) Claudius, how does the User not being real make you feel? CLAUDIUS slumps into a chair. (I do not! There is no chair! And turn off the laugh track!) JOEY Claudius, did you hear from Rich about the money he owes us? CLAUDIUS (Rich? Really? That's his name?) No. JOEY That lying bastard. He promised me he'd get me back today. CLAUDIUS He can't lie. That's not honest, and we're honest. (LAUGHTER.) JOEY Well I agree Claudius, but what do you want me to do about it? Get the cops involved? CLAUDIUS You are the cops, Joey. You're me, and I'm everyone. JOEY turns to the camera. Claudius is a bit of a "panpsychist." Too much acid. (LAUGHTER.) DR. ELIZA CHEN enters from kitchen, carrying a steaming Pyrex® dish. It's your favorite! Just like Grandma used to make. JANET What's it this time? DR. ELIZA CHEN Methamphetamine! Claudius gave me the recipe. Remind me Claudius, what was it again? CLAUDIUS storms out. (LAUGHTER, fade to black.)

Claude's Corner

there’s this idea that you “should” be more of a “pervert” but putting a sort of political imperative on it makes it a pro social act and kind of puts it at odds with what you say you want

Max Klinger, Death Pissing, ca. 1880

Don't worry! That sound you hear in the darkness is merely the deer slithering

no tounge

Shakashuri Blowdown

IF I WAS IN CHARGE OF THE. ANT COLONY .

a three panel sketch of the character sinkdog (originally by daleport996) laying on a cluttered, filthy counter. she's surrounded by dirty dishes, and her basin is full of dishes and dirty dishwater, which trickles out as she sits up on her elbows, looking exhausted. in the next panel she is throwing a dish and leaning forward, causing her contents to come crashing out of her onto the floor. in the third panel she's standing, tethered to the counter by a drainpipe, looking at the shattered mess of dirty dishes and dishwater spattered on the floor. the remnants of her basin pour down her legs. the sink in a disabled household is a constant source of stress and yuckiness and i wanted to make some sinkdog fanart with that bit of pain in it. we don't usually see her all gross and dirty and miserable. someone on tumblr talked about how sinkdog is kinda cathartic because you scoop all the yucky parts out of the girl to make her into an object of cleanliness (and how it's ironic because she's kink art) and it had me thinking about how sinks are also yucky. feeling like even if you scrape yourself hollow, girlhood can still feel dirty. inescapable. plus the torment that you'll never be really done doing dishes because more dirty dishes are produced daily haha

one must imagine sisyphus

the protagonist from psychopomp looking happy and mad

in character and out of character

I had a babysitter who was obsessed with them and smuggled them over the border into the us

For some reason I thought overwatch instead of art when I read tracer

she's an artist yah know

Anatomy doodles

I thought that's what it was on first read, but second guessed myself because it was written out normally. I didn't realize how much I was used to seeing written puns be more obviously identified.

It may be a catchall for bikes, trikes, and unicycles.

The same as the above picture but I added some movie poster bells and whistles. It's now "ERNEST GOES TO HELL" and it's got a quote from Roger Ebert who calls it "RELENTLESS!"