A screenshot of an Instagram post from nothinghappenedtoday. It features a handrawn schematic for a ‘sock resizer’ that looks suspiciously like something else. The caption reads: Schematics for Dr. Harold Listrom's "Sock Circumference Resizer" -- a late-1800s invention designed for gently widening the opening of men's hosiery without damage or tears. For use when your delicate socks have become too tight and uncomfortable from lack of use. Just insert and twist the dial at the flared base -- An internal worm screw will expand the segments, lightly dilating the sock to a more relaxed fit. Drawn with an extra-fine Rotring Art fountain pen with Platinum carbon ink on a 11x14" Strathmore 300 Bristol Board. #PenAndInk #Drawing #FountainPen #DrListrom

Stede Bonnet definitely has one of these ‘sock resizers’ and Ed definitely finds it.

lol. You could just pop me in your pocket.

Eddie and Dulcie from Deadloch

Minogue and O'Leary from Wellington Paranormal

I'd kill for a crossover

Drawing of Ed from Our Flag Means Death in the style of SpongeBob SquarePants. He's shaped like Patrick Star and is sitting grumpily with his arms crossed and a big scowl on his face.

He's mad at his boyfriend, SpongeStede FancyPants.

#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

For a minute I thought these were from last night and was thrilled that Rhys chosen to wear that outfit. Time for bed grandma…

Aaaah I’m so thrilled for all of you. Your selfie is exceptional 👌🏻

You did a thing! Forehead kisses for you.

I have a job interview tomorrow morning and I already don’t want to go to work.

Rhys making himself laugh is the actual best thing 😍

#RhysDarbyFaction

Yes you do. It’s probably my all time favourite Disney movie.

We still have this. The cycle is not ending with me.

I wonder if we could just buy one pair of the joggers and we share with one leg each 🧐

Yesssss let’s twin!

Got him!

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I was looking for the artwork post to link in here but got distracted 😂

I do want one to wear to Wee Con. like the nichest cosplay ever. “I’m dressed as Ed as Powerline from that one Jenn art”

A screenshot of the RSVLTS website showing a yellow Powerline tracksuit from their Goofy Movie range.

Hey! Hey! @littlefingies.bsky.social and anyone else who is cool af. Look! Look!

Happy birthday!! 🥳

a digital drawing of a long jetty with a lighthouse at the end. silhouettes of ed and stede are running on the jetty towards the lighthouse. ed is leading the way, pointing with one hand and holding stede’s hand with the other. the sky is pink and orange behind them.

follow me ✨

#ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath

No worries. It was convenient having it on iPlayer. I don’t just chuck it on in the background anymore 😢

Do you need hooking up with your very own copy babe?

Digital illustration of MerEd and MerStede swimming, forming a circle. There's a lighthouse in the middle and a frame of leaves, shells and skulls outside.

I suddenly had the urge to paint a ceramic trinket dish...unfortunately I only had my tablet, so......... 🫴✨

#ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath

Look at themmmmmmm 😻

image mainly for algorithm purposes, very relatable ed teach in the blanket fort trying not to cry (our flag means death s1e10)

asking is tough, but i'm hanging on by a thread, my housing situation is still a nightmare, and i'm struggling to afford groceries/meds/etc 😓 if anyone is able to contribute, every little bit would be a huge help to this queer trans person rn 🫂🫶

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Grayscale drawing by Caly of Ed Teach from the OFMD fanfic titled Please Let Me Hold You. He’s naked and sitting on a gaming chair with his legs spread wide. A gaming joystick is directly in front of his dick and he’s holding it like he’s masturbating. His head is thrown back in ecstasy and one hand is gripping the back of the chair

Holy fucking shit omg *keyboard smash*!!! @intheblanketfort.bsky.social so generously drew a second masterpiece for me for the @ourfamilyourfight.bsky.social auction. I selected this flyby mention in Please Let Me Hold You (link in replies). Folks, scream excessively about this! Thank you Caly! ❤️🔥🥵🕹️

Sit, stay, slay: Anton the poodle named best in show at Sydney’s Royal Easter Show For competitive dog owners, winning here is the achievement of a lifetime. This year’s champion has won it twice

The Te Aro werewolf pack would have a field day with this headline. But only behind Anton's back.

www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

You wrote beautiful words!! ♥️♥️

Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. They're both asleep in a pile of blankets and pillows. Ed is asleep on Stede's chest. Stede's arms are around Ed's shoulders, one hand cupping his head. They're both wearing frilly nightshirts.

on land, or on the sea,
waves rock them to sleep

(Another adopted old sketch finished up thank you to super sweet @plaidcylon.bsky.social! I have oodles of abandoned wips! If you want to adopt one send me a DM!)

#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

What a cute little guy!