i love seeing this image. it fills me with such joy. it has such a lovely atmosphere to it

I had Loading Ready Run's Strixhaven league video on in the background with my Discord over the top of it and had a @graham.loadingreadyrun.com jumpscare when he peeked around the edge of the window, nodded at me and said "hi"

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

eventually he was executed

edited Heathcliff cartoon. Heathcliff the cat pauses on his way through what looks like a metal detector leading into the den of the Nutmeg home. At the top of the detector, beneath a flashing red beacon light, the words "Him Detector" are written. From the den, Granny Nutmeg explains to her visiting friend, "It's him."

whoever this is, they are amazing

Bet

Possibly just one very large one, but yes.

there’s a part of my brain that will be 8 years old forever, and it briefly considers these before remembering I haven’t played kickball in 30 years

r/UberEATS u/litaps_Missiciv • 51d • i.redd.it Top 1% Poster Customer reduced tip and gave me negative rating because "i shattered their backboard dunking on their son" HE PASSED ME THE BALL!

sorry to this guy but this is unfortunately extremely funny to me

Someone's made sword with butterfly wings as the blade

When your grandparents talk about how butterfly knifes were made illegal this is what they mean

One of Kodo Fuyuki’s dying wishes was to wrestle Shinya Hashimoto one last time in a barbed wire deathmatch at Kawasaki Stadium on 5 May 2003. Fuyuki passed before it could happen, so Hashimoto and Kintaro Kanemura carried his ashes into the wire as his wife sobbed at ringside.

All of Us Should Be Able To Agree With This…..

Heathcliff chisels a large statue of Jimmy in his backyard, in front of a posing Jimmy. The statue looks like Rodin's "The Thinker." The Nutmeg family watches Heathcliff work, and Grandpa Nutmeg says "We shouldn't have encouraged his artistic side."

03 Apr 2026

I count 6 down 50 to go. I'm guessing there's a 5th column not in the pic?

World's oldest known land animal, Jonathan the tortoise, dies at age 193 Jonathan the tortoise, the world's longest-living known land animal, has died at an estimated 193 years old, according to his caretaker.

😢🐢
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Scissorman stands behind the protagonist, Alyssa, who is looking at a couch. Alyssa is saying, "I can't afford to have a nap right now." The Scissorman is about to attack her.

Clock Tower 3 (PS2, 2002)

Photograph of a car with a squirrel inside of it, perched on the steering wheel. The car is the color of champaign at a beige convention, and the squirrel is the color of squirrels. The squirrel is holding a package of crackers in it's mouth. They are the kind like you get at a restaurant, where you get two crackers wrapped in plastic. The driver's side window is slightly cracked. This is how the squirrel got in, and how it got out. It threw the crackers out first, and then climbed out after them. Everything in this operation suggested that this was not the squirrel's first rodeo.

A closeup of the squirrel sitting on the steering wheel. The squirrel deserves a name, so we'll call her Anjeloma, and she's what you might call a winner. She is still squirrel colored. The crackers are white, and labeled "Zest." As if Anjeloma needed more zest. Squirrel, please. You can't see much of the car, but you can see smudges of grunge at the edges of the windshield, where the wipers have cast aside the debris of previous rains and pollen-falls.

The world is stupid, but I just watched a squirrel break into a car in the parking lot below me, steal a package of crackers, and escape to a nearby tree. So at least somebody is winning.

CBC Headline: "Legendary Banff grizzly 'The Boss' awakens as Alberta bears begin to emegy"

CBC announcing this like Monster Hunter patch notes

I've been thinking about this video all day.

It's based on a famous story where he went into a board room, wrote "Alien" then added an s to make "Aliens" and then turned the s into a $, and the film got greenlit right there.

Story from dexerto: Seven dogs stolen from their owners have gone viral after escaping their captors and making their way home The group is believed to have travelled around 17 km together led by a corgi across highways and fields

This is literally the only thing i have the bandwidth to read about today

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Learning to drive to Boston, and then moving to Canada is like learning to drive in dark souls, and then moving to animal crossing

image of an ebay listing. it reads "XBOX 360 SIGNED BY ABRAHAM LINCOLN (CERTIFIED SIGNATURE) for $50. the image is of an xbox 360 with the words "Abraham Lincoln (16th prez)" written kn it

an IG post from “natemorebikes” that is a comic with 4 panels panel 1: a poorly drawn person saying “penis on my butt” panel 2: same person says “please do not pee inside there” panel 3: same person says “pee is for toilets” panel 4: two people at a table tell the person “you have single-handedly ruined an art form.” in the background is a sign that says “haiku competition”

i saw this last night and cannot stop laughing at it