the Breslow Red Sox in a nutshell

I want Simeon Woods Richardson to be better simply because I find his movement plots to be very clean and visually appealing

duzyn

okay wait, WHAT

backhanded tho

my bad, first earned runs. but also, we salute a loophole king

bryce elder gave up his first runs of the season today and while I know you're thinking "he must be making his first appearance of the year," that somehow isn't true

fitting that iannucci is currently on the new season of taskmaster, then

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Starting Pitcher Roundup ’26: The Three-Fastball Problem | Baseball Prospectus The next Cam Schlittler or the next, uh, Mark Leiter?

This week @baseballprospectus.com, I examined which SPs feature the pitch mix to leap into "next Cam Schlittler" territory. Plus, I hop aboard the Joseph Dzierwa hype train that is full steam ahead and possibly arriving at a 2026 debut.

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honestly no, but that's because my brain is atrophying at an alarming rate

funniest possible ending after a sac bunt there? it's up there.

this was way way funnier after a sac bunt tho

bang

fernando tatis sac bunt, MIKE SHILDT IS THAT YOU?

it's the 12th inning. valente bellozo should undo another button

what a great throw from cronenworth. tag was good too, but the throw was right where it needed to be

it's the only game on, so

buddy we are trying to go HOME

jake cronenworth just made the same face I used to make when a customer walked in at 4:58 and I'd already totaled the register

he motioned for a new set of signs

okay no argument there but like c'mon, a little...poetic is the wrong word, but some kind of license here

good point, let's check merriam-webster oh look a baseball example even

if so I also missed it

this also described fernando tatis on the bases

that probably was a slide violation, maybe, but also Bogaerts really held onto it for a long time and also was never going to throw him out soooooo

this padres/rockies game is admittedly very funny

headline: MLU: Serna Motions to Dismiss Batters

tomorrow's MLU headline is sure to please lawyers and yankees fans on here (but then this is bluesky, so I repeat myself)