Penguins yellow sweaters have to be the worst in the league

The Sabres have turned into the Touch Grass team. Oh the analytics aren't good? The stats don't support their 8 game win streak? Shut up nerd.

Bruins sub is in full "take a run at UPL" mode and I mean the 2 alternatives are a guy who set a franchise record for consecutive wins and a guy who has won 2 straight including a shutout.

ME: "Schadenfreude will get us nowhere. Saying you're drinking someone's tears is stupid, just shut up about 'owning' someone with some immature gotcha trolling"

ME (reading the Boston Bruins subreddit and watching 3rd period reaction vids this morning): "OMNOMNOMNOM DELICIOUS, GET FUCKED LMAO"

Norris is my new Kalinin. Never seems to do anything good when I'm watching

Dissecting the Samuelsson goal from every angle like it's the Zapruder Film

Noooooooooooooooooooo I forgot about that well at least we'll always have Bozanna's. Now for a big sip of Blue while I check their hours...

Nature is healing

Does Louie's still get mad if you call them scumdogs because I could go for annoying the Louie's guy rn

Man that pass by Quinn was actually really something special. No fluke goal, he outworked 2 guys down deep to make that play.

"Who's to say booing when they're down 0-2 and 0/4 on the power play isn't what worked?" - guy from Tonawanda tomorrow morning

I'm just glad everyone except Boston had fun

need to also highlight the Buffalo fans knocking over the metal barrier during the celebrations at their outdoor watch party

Alex Tuch Sabres Supertroopers meme

YOU HAVE BEEN TURNED INTO A FINE PINK MIST BY THE BUFFALO SABRES

Time to watch the Buffalo Sabres defeat the hockey team I hate the most, the Boston Bruins

(the hockey team I hate the second most is Al-Qaeda)

I JUST WOKE UP BOTH DOGS LET'S FUCKING GO

TAGE

a close up of a man 's face with the words if it bleeds below it ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words if it bleeds below it

Tage scoring on Swayman:

Tage

I am 1-0 against Disco Inferno

0 for 25 on the power play is not how you win a series, tell you that much

I'd always heard the problem was Vince screaming in the commentary team's ear but it's been years. Wrestling commentary in general has been awful.

Y'all I flipped on Wrestlemania and if you think the Sabres games has bad commentary WWE commentary is next level awful.

Was Sam Carrick the entire power play or something wtf

Tage is doing that thing where he gets cute with the puck and they don't score. The ol Derek Roy.

Mattias Samuelsson looks like a SCUD missile out there damn

My wife just gasped "Come on babe" on that Malenstyn hit 😆