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We now have an entire media who would rather see a Farage govt, leading to the demise of the NHS and an alliance with the far right US Christian Nationalist fuckers than support the govt we elected And its drift towards EU alignment
Putin must be laughing his head off.
This image shows a person sitting on a bench seat inside a train or subway car, holding a large, fluffy dog on their lap. The dog has a thick, light gray to tan coat with a darker face, and its tongue is hanging out as it appears happily panting. The person is wearing a red jacket and blue jeans. The dog's leash is visible, and the person's hand is gently holding it. The window by their side lets in natural light, and blurred passengers can be seen seated further along the train.
Has science gone too far?
#GoneTooFar
This reveals something fundamental.
RFK doesn’t grasp he’s the medical establishment now.
It’s not his job to judge who caused this epidemic (though we all know who).
It’s his job to stop it.
He’s failing.
Screenshot of a Substack note by account 'JoJoFromJerz' that says: 'In a sane administration, the FBI Director doesn’t go on the morning news to prove he’s not a drunk, the Defense Secretary doesn’t quote Tarantino to prove he’s a man of God, and the President doesn’t take multiple cognitive exams to prove he’s not insane.'
None of this is normal.
We’re genuinely capable of doing anything right now - either way. It’s the hope that kills ya!
In a nutshell. 😊
Sounded a fair result against a slightly reduced CP team. But as long as we’re not losing we’re making ground. Would have loved a 5 point gap though. With Leeds and Forest getting results, feeling like a two horse race now. Focus no your own game - no control over what happens elsewhere.
That’s some cast list!
This👇🏼. AOC is the only one stating it clearly and plainly. Do I have any faith that the American people will ever elect a woman president someday? No. I hope I’m proven wrong.
Every single week...!
Can’t keep up anymore.
Ruh-Roh.
It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly
Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way
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Assorted Haiku Haiku #2511 Tourists wait in line to enter Machu Picchu. Oh, look! A high queue. Haiku #564127 how dare you suggest I have a short attention spanish omelette Limeraiku There once was a young limerick from Kew who turned into a haiku. The Constraints of Haiku Tied up all night with a haiku dominatrix and her three-line whip. Shakespearean Haiku Shall I compare thee To a summer’s day? Alright – Thou art pretty hot. How to Write a Haiku The last line should flow seamlessly from the first two – hippopotamus. Brian Bilston
It’s International Haiku Day apparently and so for today’s poetry offering, here are a few assorted haiku.
Haiku is the noise
Of a pigeon that steps on
Discarded Lego
And the woman did speak unto the hound, saying, What do you mean, normal men, and the hound answered the woman, saying, We are just innocent men. And great was her emotion
I think this is the most likely explanation for what unfolded after the fact. #DonaldJChrist
President, Extremely Normal Brain-Wise: Pope Weak on Crime, Also I’m Dr. Jesus Christ
A+ headline.
defector.com/president-ex...
Yes, but what does he think about Pickford and Ramsdale?
From EARTHSEED: THE BOOKS OF THE LIVING Choose your leaders with wisdom and forethought. To be led by a coward is to be controlled by all that the coward fears. To be led by a fool is to be led by the opportunists who control the fool. To be led by a thief is to offer up your most precious treasures to be stolen. To be led by a liar is to ask to be told lies. To be led by a tyrant is to sell yourself and those you love into slavery.
Octavia E. Butler, 1998:
Beginning to think that JD Vance might be a serious contender for next year's FIFA Peace Prize.
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One more for the annals of "imagine if any other president did that"
Doctor: Eating cinnamon will help you to lose weight.
Me at the bakery: 10 cinnamon rolls, please.
Periodic reminder that the president has lost his fucking mind
Donald Trump’s next post: the Pope is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon.
It’s time for an incursion into the Vatican.
I loved GPB from the moment I first saw it.
