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When my son no longer needed me to help set up Legos or walk through video games, it really stung.

Mike Nellis @MikeNellis "I'M NO LONGER CATHOLIC!" Hannity ABANDONS HIS FAITH for Trump NELLIS X.com • +*+

Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism

Gorgeous as always

in persian culture, telling someone "we're going to kill you all" is considered deeply offensive

Fucking loser

AWKWARD

We get to assume so unless proven otherwise.

Cole Young, the south paw slayer!

Congrats to UConn on their one millionth final four appearance.

Headlines that blared Jaxon Smith-Njigba became the NFL’s highest-paid WR ahead of Ja’Marr Chase didn’t consider Washington’s looming “Millionaires’ Tax.” Chase, playing in red state Ohio, still will get more than Smith-Njigba, playing in blue Washington

This is why all the best players always sign with the Bengals and Browns. Sorry libs!

He’s a MAGA ass eater. Always has been.

And we demand that audience goers to the family production of Beetlejuice not treat the theater like a porno arcade.

There’s a Michigan fan and Ohio State fan on my train. They’re complaining that Portland doesn’t have Chilis and I’m pretty sure they’re headed in the wrong direction.

Holy shit

The strait is theoretical now.

Prediction:
average, bust, bust, average, average, arrested, sub-par, average, their best pick, practice squad, mini camp cut

“Who I killed”
Yeah, ordered someone to order someone to order someone to press a button. So tough!

This guy needs to shorten his responses to “man, fuck this shit.”

rice hack: cook it in water first

We need help to open the Strait that is already open to help protect it from the enemy we actually already defeated 100%

Iran, please wait in line until your number is called.

Operation Epic Worry

Juan de Fuca!

Is this true, China? Do you feel like you’ve been helped out?

Me when my boss asks if I need more time or should we scale things down.

“The second most thing people want to talk about is why I never won an Emmy.”

It’s amazing what you can accomplish when you have endless money to do so.

Instead of going live we accidentally tracked down an 8-year-old archive video and played that instead?