Merry and her beloved Roll

just thought you might want to see a little Merry bee i dunno

The Emory family is an interesting family

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Please ignore my misshapen thumb and anxiety-ravaged lack of fingernails!

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I still wouldn't, obviously

I'd be more likely to go and see Endgame again if they took footage out of it

Please welcome Lotus Turbochallenge and Mollie Hotdog to Northend Island

Merry would you PLEASE

the tail on this shit, you don't even know. the absolute steaming lore of it all. you'll find out some day, maybe. there'll be more Merry Hell. not quite like this, but there's a big story in my head, much bigger than Fallen Hierarchy, and it's coming out somehow. i can assure you.

Advent Children is the shit

They threw them into an inferno because, and this is a direct quote: “who cares”

this is gonna get ugly if I continue so no more, cheers

CHEERS

18) regret this thread, might be one of them happening in real time. oh yeah anytime there's a guest book writing "CHEERS" on it with a sharpie across an entire double page spread. i think i got this one from someone else, or something like it, and it's all i think about when presented with them.

17) generally speaking, when presented with something of value: SMASH IT. when told something senstivie: SAY THE WORST THING. absolute self-destruction at all times. sitting around thinking about ways to irreversibly destroy every positive relationship or situation. l'appel du vide, they call it.

16) er, christ. what else. oh yeah every single time i walk past a river, wanting to just pointlessly shove some random passer by in it. every single fucking time. imagining the consequences, the aghast bystanders. my attempted explanation that i thought it would be funny. my certain beating.

15) responding to any given expression of familial bereavement, no matter how tragic, with "I am delighted that your [relative] is dead"

admittedly this is an old Richard Herring bit, but I can't pretend it isn't still my first impulse on receiving bad news

14) driving a motorbike in a sick wheelie through the side of a Tesco Express and running over the Meal Deals before crashing it having almost certainly badly lacerated myself

13) i'm having trouble thinking of any that wouldn't ruin my life if I posted them. painstakingly cooking a full christmas dinner at enormous length, all the trimmings, seasoned to perfection, then serving it to my family before destroying every atom of it with my fists like a raging gorilla

12) walking round arcades turning off all the machines and going "no, you've had enough, that's enough now, no, leave it, no more" to anyone who objects while continuing to do it

11) paying for expensive private therapy, walking into the first session, going "unpack THIS" and deliberately shitting yourself as appallingly as possible

10) ringing 999 for trivialities like losing a biro. I imagine they actually get this a lot and I can see why because the notion of intentionally preventing perhaps lifesaving intervention to complain about a missing Bic is an objectively funny idea. obviously I would not do this, or any of these

9) bodyslam through a packed table when walking past restaurant with outside seating

8) going to an art gallery or exhibition and walking around a bit then throwing my arms out and bellowing EVERY SINGLE THING HERE IS SHIT

7) desparately wanting to punctuate any gay sexual activity I may partake with a childish trill of "gay!!" at the most pivotal, irreversible moment