If one more person says awww so sorry to hear that and puts their head to one side when I say I am splitting up with the other half I am going to throttle them. Its not a sad thing. Its mutual and we are still friends. We are just starting a fresh and going to do different things. #rantover
Glad im moving out of east cheshire then
Random things that my mum keeps down the back of the kitchen radiator
This is the best news all year @nigella.bsky.social please can we have loads of sultry looks and a fabulous pantry with fairy lights. ❤️ Never watched #bakeoff but its now on my list Nigella Lawson to replace Prue Leith on The Great British Bake Off - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
USA news Vs UK news
Well thats a turn up for a Friday. A VERY fit scouse telecoms engineer has just come to fiber me up. Stay on that ladder at eye crotch height 😈
Perfect beard, love the hat then everything below that 🔥 I can tell that you are going to have a kick ass day too 💪
Well this is a first for all the cars I have ever owned. My JCW Clubman All4 is now worth more than when I bought it 13 months ago 😱
Well its done. Finally managed to get round to letting all the family know that after 18 years Rich and I are starting new separate chapters. Sad but both looking forward to the new things 😁 just need to sort out the tones technology junk that we have accumulated and a house 🏠
Tell me your on the spectrum without telling me you are on the spectrum 😆 thats exactly what i would do to reduce the anxiety. I have even done dry runs before for things. Makes an evening out much less stressful
Just imagine having to explain this to a customer in the USA when this message popped on a Teams call a couple of years ago. I started laughing and they couldn't work out why 🙈
That moment of realisation when thr hot guy who you think has been checking you oit whist you wait for your costco wrap was looking at his munter of a wife behind you. What a waste of a hot smoking guy 😂
Hot tub time machine
Sat in tgifridays and sitting casually sprawled out in the corner and have had my orde taken by a lady. Just realised the by bloody flies are undone 😱
Sat in my local #LGBT coffee shop and the barrista is telling everyone that they have a grinder problem. I really cant stop smirking 😆
That one house on the street that has flashing Christmas lights and still has them up on the 8th Jan
No problem... credit where its due
Solar connectors... what panels and inverter?
Both look good... I actually think your fitter now than 10 years ago
Urgggg this is actually the main reason why I quit my job and set up my own MSP and D365 business.. 3 staff and 10 years later .. probably a bit more stress but ...
Gonna miss my fairy lights round the man cave. Should I reinstate some afer 12th night 🤔
So this happened to the sofa in the workshop... maybe too much turkey has been eaten this year
Wait .. hang on she is singing a Nirvana song that does not have the word shout in it. Is this a fake or AI lulu
She needs to pay for her Buckfast special brew and tablet somehow 😆
Weeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllll Lulu just does
Is that an unread telegram message 😜
I am always amazed how Radio2 has not banned lou Reed's Walk on the wildside as it has the lyrics "giving head" 😆
I sooo wish that we could now call Paul Chuckle "Sir Chuckle" or "Sir to me to you"
That sinking feeling when your mum calls to say that her phone just told her she has used 200Gb of data on the data plan you pay for.😱 Then the sigh of relief when she realises its 2.00Gb 😆
Singular.. decoraton 🎄