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Anyways. I used a collarless cat for the first time and it was highkey goated. thank you for your service Garfunkel

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i wouldve gotten a new record on a throb kill (3 rounds) but One add survived and pushed it into round 4. Fuck you throb.

1 month ago 1 0 1 0

Maybe this is a good thing because i was getting the worst tweets of all time on my fyp. But like where am i supposed to post about the ugliest guy i have ever stanned Now. I cant subject the wider public to Simon.

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they took my private account from me. Theyre trying to censor me.

1 month ago 3 0 1 0

pokemon swag and pokemon yolo

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

bug fables and the nub? Holy peak

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A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live.

"This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario."

The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?"

NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD."

Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version."

PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

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They put crack in that shit. I cant stop thinking about it. My eyes are bloodshot.

2 months ago 2 0 0 0

update for my bskyoomfs: Been playing Mewgenics like the free thinker i am

2 months ago 1 1 1 0
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Confession#28

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#LookOutside
An average Look Outside playthrough

3 months ago 383 153 0 1
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kumatora mother 3 you’re so awesomesauce
#mother3

2 months ago 93 44 1 0
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i jumped for joy

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do you want to play a game with me its called strawberries and i always win

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Harriet learns quickly why her daughter has been safely thriving while missing

Harriet learns quickly why her daughter has been safely thriving while missing

Have you seen my daugh—
#lookoutside #fanart #devolverdigital #horror

3 months ago 369 137 5 1
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world famous character 🙌🤌

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Olimar after spending 20 minutes walking back to the onion:

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Audrey got lost

curilagann.art/MainPages/Ar...

#LookOutside #LowPoly #RPG #Indie

3 months ago 221 72 6 0

I want to say more but i cant put my thoughts into coherent words rn. The game is good. Even though it made me play Xingiskan again. Maybe even because it made me play Xingiskan again.

3 months ago 1 0 0 0

stray children is the kind of game im really glad exists. its the type of "weird" that you dont normally see in modern games. its not gonna click with everyone, and it doesnt want to. Thats something i think is special.

3 months ago 2 0 1 0
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Me watching the dog boy take 25 damage because i refuse to play another second of Xingiskan after 100%ing moon

3 months ago 2 0 0 0
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ive been playing stray children lately and seeing this attack made me shout NO at my screen

3 months ago 2 0 1 0
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Help!

3 months ago 54 16 1 0

i should really start using this website more but.... I dunnoooo........................................... I miss oomfs.

3 months ago 2 0 0 0
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They need food. Give it to them

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8️⃣

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Did anyone catch the new FOP episode

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