for 2025

forgiveness body 🫶

seems like October is my Araki season??

99% influenza, 1% migraine, 100% sexy

i think i’m artistic

who is bad enough for the Viagra (sildenafil citrate) tablets racing jacket?

i literally have like 100 moods a day i can't believe I'm being forced to get a LinkedIn

another beautiful day to hate the state

noooo don't die your beard your so sexy

"nothing like a man in uniform", I think, eyeing his heavily packed leather holster and the embroidered intercity rail logo on his jacket. he pulls his walkie-talkie from its place on the holster and starts to announce a platform change

blonde boy eating banana with a coat and bag on

out of the bed and into the office! malinger no more!

ah, nostalgia. how i remember the exorcisms of my youth. those heady days!

about the watch THE EXORCIST for the first time

I am truly plagued by the most unique afflictions. I wish to acquire beautiful things, but I have no money to buy them with. I wish for a savoury snack, but also the most delicious coffee to accompany it with

I deserve an audience for this kind of veiled gossip

gm haters. my wife says too many little videos on the internet give you brain damage but i say everything in moderation

book cover for "A consumer's guide to male hustlers"

I'm on Goodreads checking out reviews for "A consumer's guide to male hustlers"

sucking on a lolly as a man in my 30s is so inner whimsy

first day making friends with colleagues at the celebrity discord fan engagement office: "do you guys ever feel like you're pretending to be someone you're not?"

sucking my teeth and shaking my head as the age verifier lies to me about deleting my scan. i know they want to keep mine most of all because i'm so cute. they're all meeting up and comparing my little picture to see who got a good one and trading the rare ones where i look less angry. sick perverts

revenge body but it's vengeance on myself

omg 🥺🥺🥺🗡️🗡️🗡️

i am spending so-called "Good Friday" with my mum and step dad today and they have just informed me about a place called the Joe Fag Pop-in Centre without context

dried mango: fruity jerky, jerky for fruits

punk...🙂
...rock 🫤

"cut, or uncut?" the photo developer asks. i blush, unable to look my jewish transgender girl date in the eye for the following 10 minutes

i could have believed i was perhaps a straight woman on being viscerally put off a man on shoe alone,

but to experience erotic magnetism on one glimpse of buffed and polished leather at his leg's end

like so what if i don't have a job i have a lesbian wife with an infatuation with a japanese nationalist

hell yeah