You could rule the world, John……or at least balance it out a little

I would love for my stream to stop stuttering EVERY TIME THERE'S GONNA BE A THIRD COUNT
it's ONE
TWO
--STutter, black screen

--No, I shan't say

IT'S CALLED FRIENDSHIP, DON #aewDynamite

thank you aew I *would* rather see Kevin Knight's sunshine smile than listen to MJF #aewDynamite

Hey Max it looks like you forgot some of the fake tan where the sun don't shine #aewDynamite

we all know I have no life, so:

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Check out a first look at Disney’s ASL re-animated songs from 'Encanto,' 'Frozen 2,' and 'Moana 2,' coming to Disney+ next week. The studio reworks key musical sequences using performance-driven signing.
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Even if it was a different actor playing him I think I’d love Moriarty Most in this show (love that actor) but Sherlock does give us an extremely queer response to being kissed by a woman at one point so points to him

SPOILER [Wrestlemania Spoilers] Update to commentary team [Wrestlemania Spoilers] Update to commentary team For Jade vs Rhea, Michael Cole and Wade Barrett have been joined by *checks notes* Adam Weitsman, a New York entrepreneur, who has paid to be seated at the commentary table (without a mic) for the duration of the match

Oh so they're BROKE broke

Timeshare is correct!

When Orange Cassidy is involved, SOMEONE'S hands are going to end up in SOMEONE'S pockets!

About five minutes later, Girl (I got her name, but promptly forgot it, and it's not my business to name her online even if I remembered) wanders up, eyes like saucers, dad behind her, laughing.

"She just realized who taught her how to play."

My favorite part is “Belfast is serious drama”

The Robert Johnson recording in question. It’s so clear I feel like I time-traveled.

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A headline declaring “Moscow Proposed a “Game-changer Ploy to Secure Orbans’s Reelection”.

I appreciate @samreich.bsky.social wants to expand the @dropout.tv franchise, but this seems ill-advised.

EAT HIS FACE LIO

bluesky: we are pivoting to AI

[site catches on fire]

bluesky: this was not the fault of AI

📸 First look at the new AEW World Champion Darby Allin in AEW's first edition of Tales From The Top Rope.

Now available on the AEW on TV YouTube Channel: youtu.be/4_W6a34FhrA

White person with big glasses and an orange glasses chain shows off a new mullet haircut

White person with big glasses and an orange glasses chain shows off a new mullet haircut but this time wearing a pink shirt

Haircut!!!!’ Pre and post shower

if Kevin Knight LOSES the tnt belt after THREE DAYS I am setting wrestling on fire

I would watch two hours of Renee screaming at MJF #aewdynamite

This is a reminder of how sometimes boycotts really are about giving stuff up, since I think some of this is cute as frig, but also you couldn't pay me to get in the vicinity of a Target at this point

🖼️ Poster for TONIGHT’s AEW World Championship match between MJF and Darby Allin on #AEWDynamite Spring BreakThru!

Can Darby become the second pillar to become AEW World Champion?

(via AEW)

He’ll be too distracted by his dog to figure it out, you’ll be fine

King: oh yeah he kind of is like jax
Poe: you see it too, huh?
King: 100%
Barker: no i am not a jax
Barker: now franz, he's a jax
Franz Kafka: what
Barker: just wait
Barker: history will vindicate me on this one

Handpicked by The Don Callis Family, Andrade El Ídolo fought to keep Darby Allin away from a chance at the AEW World Championship, but Darby didn't stay down!

Watch the #AEWDynasty replay RIGHT NOW on HBO Max!