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Posts by Balmer

Space is woke, and gay

1 week ago 6 0 0 0

I went in expecting a pisstake look at northern England, but it was incredibly accurate. Like looking out a dirty window.

3 weeks ago 1 0 1 0

Is it time for the annual DBD community eats itself event? They're early this year

3 weeks ago 0 0 1 0

The arms gave me the neck twitch I get from looking at bugs! That's the best praise I can ever offer!

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 0
Tiktok ad about hoovering piss

Tiktok ad about hoovering piss

Alright

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

Billy LePiss isnt getting a dime outta me

4 weeks ago 0 0 1 0

If I had a security team, I'd have them batter so many kids that do my head in.

This is the post that stops me from being an MP

4 weeks ago 3 0 1 0

Still do!

1 month ago 0 0 0 0
Me and a happy Trubbish(pokemon)

Me and a happy Trubbish(pokemon)

Pokopia is the most fun I've had in a Pokemon game since Crystal!

1 month ago 4 0 1 0
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I often forget I did the whole "have a breakdown dye my hair" thing. Now I have a breakdown and grow a moustache

1 month ago 7 0 0 0

@shytehawk.bsky.social

Do you know anything about this, Shyte?

4 months ago 0 0 1 0

Its my go to film for when I just need to FEEL something ❤️

4 months ago 1 0 0 0
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4 months ago 1 0 0 0

Ive never said that about you ever

4 months ago 0 0 1 0
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a close up of a person holding a sword with diamonds on it Alt: Me pulling a sword out to kill Shytehawk for this wretched take
4 months ago 0 0 1 0

I think my last burning was Wrestlemania 25. I used to try and flog them for a £1 at school.
If you had £5 and knew the right people you could get a cig, a happy meal and Undertaker vs HBK

4 months ago 1 0 0 0
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He's a stinker, but I prefer him to Max. I forget about him every time I rewatch and get icked out the second I see him

4 months ago 0 0 0 0

"Trans people don't exist"
-guy who no longer exists

7 months ago 4 0 0 0
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Donate to Help Luna complete transition with gender-affirming surgery, organized by Luna _ Hi everyone, I'm Luna! You might already know me from around the in… Luna _ needs your support for Help Luna complete transition with gender-affirming surgery

Any time you have to take a look and share would be massively appreciated.

Thank you all so much as always for your time and support ❤️

gofund.me/64635af6

9 months ago 11 10 0 5

Logitech stuff isn't cheap enough for how wank everything is

10 months ago 6 0 0 0
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Help B. Dolan create an "Open Source" Record Label. The time's come to create a label to house my catalogue! Let's use that as an educational community project!

Our Kickstarter is almost halfway over and halfway funded! Who's down to help us reach 100 backers this week? www.kickstarter.com/projects/iam...

1 year ago 5 2 1 0

Miss the days when all I worried about was where the fuck I put my DS!

1 year ago 3 0 0 0
Photoshopped art showing Taff holding a sniper on top of a building as Balmers head looms over the roof behind.

Photoshopped art showing Taff holding a sniper on top of a building as Balmers head looms over the roof behind.

Oh and on Thursday me and @balmers.bsky.social are going to play two snipers who have surprising views about Nazis (we enjoy shooting them in the balls)

SEE YOU THEN

1 year ago 7 1 0 0

Happy Mari is good content

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

ILL TALK TO YOU THEN

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

And that was Loops Ahoy 9! We raised £1312.69 (so far) thanks to the amazing support and lovely communities of
@connorsparkyy.bsky.social @wattsie123.bsky.social @slatetwitch.bsky.social @gbirb.bsky.social @robinvouz.bsky.social who are all winners to me

1 year ago 14 2 2 0
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My face with the the shadow of a hint of a whisper of facial hair

My face with the the shadow of a hint of a whisper of facial hair

Grow little face pyebs pleaseeee!

1 year ago 17 0 1 0
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HEY
Starting a WOW CLASSIC: CATACLYSM RP guild!
Still ironing out the lil details but if you are at all interested please let me know!

1 year ago 6 2 0 0