Betteridge's Law of Headlines remains undefeated.

Big “Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball” energy here

This, but I assume they’re judging and pointing even when I’m in the store.

EVERY CHILD MUST BE MADE AWARE

I was so enamored of the idea of Google Wave, so blown away the demos, that I paid someone $25 on ebay for an invite.

Not my best work.

I’m an optimist

The Edgelord AI That Seduced Marc Andreessen, Then Turned a Famed Shock Meme Into Cryptomillions Truth Terminal started as a techno-modernist art project meant to invite discussion about the applications and potential dangers of autonomous AI agents. Then it took on a life of its own.

To end the year in suitably ridiculous style, my story on the AI chatbot that parlayed a graphic late '90s internet meme into a $40 million crypto nest egg:

www.wired.com/story/truth-...

Email Subject: "Are you working towards well-being goals?"

Bestie, I am sitting here eating Hershey Kisses for breakfast.

I’m not a Syrian refugee anymore. I’m Syrian. Just Syrian.

Every financial advice article: If you deprive yourself of all joys in life, then you can save up enough money to maintain your joyless lifestyle until you die.

Who knew the REAL East Coast vs West Coast Rap Beef would be between Flavor Flav & Snoop Dogg for the role "America's Sweetheart"

🎶 Sing us a song you’re the piano preset on a Yamaha DX7 man 🎶

People are leaving Twitter because it’s not fun anymore and no one is obligated to be on a platform they don’t enjoy.

It’s not rocket science.

Most of my murders were largely the result of me wanting an excuse to replace an area rug

Tag, I'm it.

Feeling inadequate because everyone on Bluesky appears to be an author or a lawyer or a scientist?

Follow me and feel better about yourself, for I have the intellect of a clever potato.

Need to spend some time today figuring out if self hosting the bsky personal data server is required to use a domain as your handle.

I thought it was, but now I'm not sure.

whatchall know about a churkeychanga

Chicken and egg. You go to update/reboot the virtualization host and your internet drops.

It is possible to do it in proxmox where it could migrate between servers, if each box has NICs you can dedicate to the router.

N100 Topton minipc was $117, so it's a bit hard to justify the complexity.

Whoo! #Proxmox 8.3 is out. Lots of great improvements in SDN, etc.

For me a major feature win is the easy import of OVF/OVA files directly through the GUI.

Excited to get this up and running in the #homelab

pve.proxmox.com/wiki...

“Whatever platforms you're on, whatever devices you have, you need to have a sense of what kind of data you're generating and then use the controls available to limit who can see what you're doing…” #swtech #privacy #digitalhealth

I'm a bit confused as to why my "Discover" feed is 90% things I am already subscribed to.

Not much discovery going on.

A list of bands in order of efficacy:

3. Placebo
2. The Cure
1. Prevention

The real secret to the "Mediterranean diet" is eating equal qualities of pasta and antipasto so that they annihilate one another

Happy 37th anniversary of the Max Headroom Incident, to those who celebrate.

Why is this not in burrito form?

The trick to garlic bread is to make at least 5 times too much of it then eat it all hunched over in the corner of the basement like a rat

Dr. Oz is the Dr Nick of Dr. Phils.

trees:

trees:

trees:

hank green: i am going to give you an anxiety disorder