Happy 420 yall

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Young ensign Wesley Crusher (the boy) sits at a console on the bridge, but he's turned around like he's having a talk with safe and trustworthy adult who has walked up behind him. He looks sincere and earnest, as if it's a 'very special episode of Star Trek.' He's wearing his blue and blue and gold and red and blue again Wesley sweater, which is not a bad look, tbh. Closed caption reads, "drugs can make you feel good."

Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a CORRIDOR! A room door is open, and we see two crewmen spilling out into the hallway in red and blue uniforms. They are otherwise indecipherable tho because they are entirely enveloped in a big cloud of smoke. It's pouring out all around them and into the hallway area, like there's a Phish concert in there. Closed caption reads, "[COUGHING]"

Eat shit to transphobes.

And double eat shit to those hospital administrators and boards who complied in advance with those illegal threats.

He’s the weirdest kind of humor ever where you’re never totally certain what’s happening. And I love it

“We’re working with a company that will enable you to turn your piss, uh, urine into gold”

Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

20+ year diehard fan of T&E, never imagined this on my bingo card and it’s my favorite new thing ever

Cosmo is charging his beans.

We won.

Tesla Chicago is closed.

Their new location is in a ghost town. They sacrificed visibility to thousands/day--& proximity to the other luxury car dealerships--to get away from us, because we'd turned their brand ambassador location into a liability.

Organizing works.
@teslatakedown.com

Troi looking ambivalently at a trombone slide

The face of a woman who forgot it's Trombone Tuesday and knows it's too late to sneak away now

This is single handedly the funniest scene from any Star Trek

Cosplay Experience At MagicCon you can see your favorite characters brought to life by cosplayers all weekend long - check out the cosplay experiences available at MagicCon: Las Vegas!

Some important info in here! Frankly some stuff I thought I had to keep hush hush but hey it's online soooooo. 🤷🏽

Had to figure out a way to convert all the pagans…let’s just steal/appropriate all their holidays and deities into Catholic versions!!

Was raised VERRRYY Catholic and don’t practice anymore but I’m super knowledgeable. Part of why it can be so fun is because it borrowed (or rather stole) a lot from paganism.

Playa Mujeres is beautiful

💥🇭🇺🗳️ WOW! 54.14% turnout by 1pm in Hungary’s historic election (vs 40.01% in 2022), where voters could end Viktor Orbán’s 16-year rule. Massive participation, in line with independent pollsters’ predictions – who also predicted a massive opposition win. Polls close at 7pm.

But you can't have healthcare, or affordable education, housing, food, childcare, elderly care, repairs to crumbling infrastructure

there are many candidates for the epitaph on the end of history's headstone, but right now "we raised our kids to be better people than us; unfortunately, they were" feels pretty apt

it's just so funny, an entire generation was like "we must raise our children towards a fairer, kinder world" and as soon as their kids got old enough to actually try to build that fairer kinder world they acted like it was some huge mystery why all the young people weren't bloodthirsty war boosters

political and media establishment for the last 40 years: we need to teach children the liberal values of acceptance, tolerance, and standing up to bullies.
everyone raised in the last 40 years: we shouldn't genocide
the exact same political and media establishment: WOKE HAS GONE TOO FAR

BlowJOB?! No, it’s a blowpassion, a blowhobby if you will. I would never perform oral in the capitalist mindset

NEW FRIEND 😍😍

Illustration: The "Sickos" meme where a man labeled "sickos" peers through a window gleefully laughing and saying "Yes... ha ha ha... YES!" except the man is Benjamin Sisko from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine and the label on his chest reads "Siskos"

“If the TarmoKat fits, she sits”
-flavor text that should exist on a card

I! Am thinking it’s a sign!

“Everything looks perfect from far away” 🥰 *someone* is afraid of heights so was holding on really tight 😂

😂 admittedly 5 drinks was a new level for me