faye's camera's #1 fan (me)

They should invent good things that happen

and maybe the giver by chappell roan will inspire more tops in the world

well. i learned this too late

til e6000 dissolves styrofoam

Happy 3OH!3 day! In celebration, please tell your boyfriend, if he says he’s got beef, that I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fuckin scared of him

a relationship should be 50/50. (they browse on zillow while I browse on petfinder)

Someone should start a brothel but for friendship

💖💗💘💌💕💟

he's a 10 but he drinks sugar free soda :/

bong: hit
contract: signed
black: sails

high off companionship and camaraderie

sally bowles would love trader joes....

runner ups:

introduce yourself in 4 movies