Obsession with the worthiness of people asking for help is the worst kind of Calvinist pathology. Don’t trust the appeal in your feed? Just keep scrolling. Your crusade discredits you.

It’s wild to think of 1920s celebrities like Josephine Baker living into the 70s and even 80s, with a world that looked just wildly different from the one they first made their name in

Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

flavortown is a democracy, not a dictatorship. there may not be hard term limits on the position of guy fieri but the framers understood it was too important a role to be held by just one man. The mayor of flavortown dines only with the consent of the people

i think when we cancel guy fieri we should do it by just letting anybody do his whole bit, because its fun. just rip him off now. make up fake ones for your comics. guy fieri the person is dead to me and guy fieri the character goes into the public domain

Australian one the best though

how did I ever let my roots grow out that much jesus

@mahoniaaquifolium.bsky.social I texted said selfie to Julia immediately and asked for forgiveness and she said it was so funny that she couldn't blame me lmao

there's a LOT of versions! China, Sweden, Denmark, France, UK, Poland, Czechia, Japan, New Zealand, Korea, Finland, Norway, Germany, Spain all have one!

Australian lego masters bangs severely, the US version simply does not come close in any way

did I already tell y'all about the time I took a selfie with paul ryan after he sat behind me on a flight to DC yapping the entire time

I kept almost turning around to interject bc some guy was just saying entry level Incorrect Political Facts and then I realized oh. that's paul ryan.

I’ll show you motherfuckers who’s weak on crime

Paul Ryan workout spread

When my children ask me what politics was like before trump, I’ll show them this picture

if I see one more person re-litigating Franken or saying "it's not fair that he has to step down when Republicans won't" like we are not gonna make it.

TFW your mom went to the moon, but she came back

*to the tune of sweet caroline*
Pope's weak on crime
Ba ba baaaaa

(Profoundly upset) lol

extremely grim shit!

"Pope Leo is WEAK on crime" instantly goes in the Trump 2.0 lexicon, to join "everything's computer" and "nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen"

the replies to this make me want to die :)

I remember my Belizean family, who are all Catholic, specifically saying to EMTs to not take my grandpa to a Catholic hospital because they'd kill him.

i'm not sure that you can work for this admin and be *any flavor of genuine christian believer* and see trump post something like this without understanding, at some level, deep down, that you are fucking damned, even if you'll never admit it to anyone

the pope is weak on crime. the pope is weak on crime. the pope is weak on crime

got blocked so I guess I'll never know!

a man is standing next to a glass case with a face on it that says moisturise me moisturise me ! Alt: cassandra, just a big slab of skin with a face stretched out on a frame saying "moisturize me, moisturize me!" is from doctor who

me rn with my sunburns

not just that, but the sites can't/won't disburse the funds to Palestinian accounts directly because they don't have offices there. like there is no way to do it without an intermediary

now that I'm home I can watch more Australian Lego Masters

i am praying on the Canadian teams downfall bc they were annoying as hell on US Lego Masters going on about how they're ✨brickfluencers✨ and also won on the worst final build ever bc US Lego Masters is rigged and dumb