Bewitching Footjob Business Woman's Nasty Footwork

Olympic jelqing

Aw come on don't be such a fecal Felix

Yuko actually hit the door when I went to the bathroom cause he was angry at me. He then ran up the stairs, back down, yelled at me, then ran back up the stairs. Wee kitty tantrum

Well, Vance said Trump was "America's Hitler" but he probably meant that as a compliment

Leaked internal texts from Fox showed he always hated Trump from the start.

Bags of already popped corn is one of my go to snacks from the grocery store

The universe decided it was gonna go all in on clowning this one specific pig and it delivered

Makes sense for CDPR. They love working their devs to the bone, and letting AI make messes for them to fix will increase their workload a lot

Tim Cuck

"Bro, I'm eating" Ok and? What does that have to do with my funny poop story?

"All this money on me make me wanna poop"
-Mark Twain

Scottish tsunderes be like "i-it's no as if am wantin' tae shag ye or anyhin, ya numpty! >///<"

Literally me until a few hours ago. I just kinda figured they'd stop putting stuff out on Switch 1 so I haven't kept up with anything Nintendo

Trump: Our diplomats are failing. We need to send even more annoying guys

Suck a man's dick, and he'll cum.

Teach a man to suck his own dick, and maybe he'll let you keep the two ribs he had to remove

Truly the greatest of little guys

Excellent form, Else

It is impossible to be more cat shaped than this. It just can't be done. Yuko has mastered it

I tought it was all about dem

Grateful for the weather widgets on my phone and PC so I can always tell at a glance what the weather was like a few hours ago

Who the fuck is Gastrointestinal Joe

"Making up a guy to get mad at must feel good to God, too. He was the first to do it, and are we not created in God's image?"

Inspiring: Massively Powerful And Influential Leader Merely Ten Times Worse Than Average Person

Omg twinsies

Hi mutuals, poop check

He should at least have to watch the celebrations

Sonies Walkman

I suppose I'd just nod along as if I knew what they meant :)

Mushroomheads