Feds are asleep, post actionable threats

is it the one who complained his phone didn't work because it got too hot but he submerged it in a pool *checks and finds I'm now blocked* helllll yeahhhh

God Bless America

blob cartoon character holding a gun in the air with one hand and a glass of wine with the other

“enhanced interrogation” instead of torture walked so “detention centers” instead of concentration camps could run.

hmm. interesting. would you say it damn near killed him?

Disease is going to spread through the military like wildfire and the stupidest people on earth are gonna think it’s a biological attack by Iran

reading the text of this email with sarah maclachlan playing softly in the background

Moid fan tries to frame mogg CM Punk but gets brutally slapmaxxed

Leaked voice mails of Cornette saying what he really thinks about women’s divisions

A second wrestling discourse has hit the skyline

There’s so many cool birds they could be watching

A slender brown and yellow toad with long, skinny legs! They have a very rough skin texture, covered in lots of small warty bumps! They have large eyes with a golden iris!

Our friend the Phuket Stream Toad is only known to live in a small area surrounding the Kathu waterfall on Phuket Island in Thailand! (photo by Nick Volpe)

ANCIENT GREEK PRO WRESTLING PROMOTER: ok so you're going to be what's known as a "heel"
ACHILLES: fuck you

A wrestler with a surprised look. On the bottom there’s the following text : “Crowd chanting: Weed, Weed,Weed”

Everyone today
#Wrestlesky #AEW

The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

I think I’ll stick to my pen that does one thing and has one button

Calling it “possessing” a child is a big fuckin yikes

Might be the same here because it’s pretty heavily regulated. It wasn’t until last year that strains could have actual names here. Like it’s Grandaddy Purp, we all know it, but they had to sell it as Indicol X5 or whatever

I’m not even sure if mine is having a sale today. There’s nothing on their website

Jail for 1000 years!

Marijuana is illegal at the federal level and all of you are going to jail

This is what woke took from us

My bank app has introduced a great new feature where it asks how I’d like the 2FA and then change whether I tap on the arrow or word whenever I log in

Ok but were they aiming at the eastern waters?

Federal judge unloads on ‘unserious’ RFK Jr., says anti-trans policy showed his ‘cruelty’ Judge Mustafa T. Kasubhai vacated the “Kennedy Declaration,” finding it unlawfully attempted to override medical standards and restrict care for transgender youth.

Breaking: HHS’s ban on gender-affirming care is struck down. Rarely have I read a ruling this sharply worded.

“This case is one of a long list of examples of how a leader’s wanton disregard for the rule of law causes very real harm to very real people.”

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Seth and Fletcher has potential too

I have a kick fest dream with him against Speedball and I think face Asuka would be a fun foil to the triangle of madness

My short list is Shinsuke Nakamura, Asuka, Rey & Dom Mysterio, Iyo Sky, and Seth Rollins

It’s not cool that you guys get to watch gay wrestling while I’m busy 🤼