Ah, the old "Schrödinger's drunkard" defense...

Frodo Baggins hiding from a cave troll.

Just for fun, I'll do it too.

Frodo Baggins would also like a word!

It's wild that people think you are "trolling" her instead of making a play on words about a famous children's story with goats and a literal troll in it.

You have to neuter the president's pardon power and write laws with ACTUAL ENFORCEMENT MECHANISMS!

Right now, these sycophants know that Trump will simply pardon their crimes, so they're just going to continue to commit crimes with impunity.

"accountability" is a worthless buzzword for do-nothing politicians to wave around to pretend like they care. I want a specific attack plan for how you're going to ensure that these people are tried, convicted, and jailed.

We already have shariah law, it's called "christian evangelicalism".

He was also brown-skinned and jewish, but evangelicals have been comfortably denying that reality for over a century.

Evangelicals are now rejecting 'liberal' teachings of Jesus Christian devotees of former President Donald Trump are denouncing Bible verses attributed to Jesus as "weak," according to an evangelical leader.

They didn't bother messing with the pope and went straight to accusing Jesus of being "woke" instead: www.newsweek.com/evangelicals...

Her job should be "magma collector" and her office located inside of an active volcano.

There would be a lot less "I don't like AI products but I use them when I have to", and more "I don't use AI products because they suck and I don't have to".

If you put that money into more people's hands and give them more individual purchasing power, you'd see an immediate decrease in the consumption of AI products across the board.

The "inevitability" of AI is a direct result of our collective unwillingness to tax the shit out of these greedy corporations and force them to pay higher wages.

So...he's too stupid to be sacrilegious?

You must have acknowledgement of wrongdoing AND contrition for your mistakes before you can expect forgiveness, and none of this "MTG doesn't support trump, so now she's a good person" type of BS that mainstream dems keep pitching.

However, you don't get to help commit arson, then suddenly drop your matches, pick up a water bucket, and pretend like you didn't just help burn the place down.

I'm ready to embrace anyone who's abandoned trump, so long as they admit their mistake and take the time to realize the harm they've caused with their ignorance, and what they can do to prevent themselves from getting "tricked" again.

I think one reason Pete is so good at this is because he yells at the same volume as his normal speaking voice, so while it looks like he's calmly explaining his position, he's actually:

"Costs: up or down?!"

"Well, you have to factor i-"
*SLAP*

"Wrong answer! Costs: up or down?"

#Trump answers the question, "What if a pyramid scheme were a person?"

so we went from a world where iran didn’t control the strait to a world where they do -13 americans?

#letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched

A nice mix of old and new movies:

GOP Rep. Jeff Van Drew to Americans struggling with rising costs:

"Better just keep breaking your back and working hard, maybe get yet another job."

He's telling us to remember... because he won't.

#SameDifference

It's a "hanging out next to the coffee maker while it finishes brewing" kind of morning.

A photo of a paperback book titled: Unfinished Tales of Númenor and Middle-earth by J.R.R. Tolkien.

Happy #TolkienReadingDay! I'm reading from Unfinished Tales this morning, how about you? #tolkienreadingday2026

Just-released photo of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson from the live-action Moana

We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.

Ruben Ray Martinez: Footage shows US citizen shot by ICE agent in Texas traffic stop The Department of Homeland Security did not disclose Martinez was shot by one of its agents until almost a year later.

Newly released footage shows an ICE agent killing Rubin Ray Martinez, 23, in his car in Texas.

"He was shot at point-blank range through his side window by an ICE agent who was in no danger."
www.bbc.com/news/article...

I can't believe he's using the same "If you don't support the war, you don't support the troops" tagline from over 20 years ago. 🙄😮‍💨

At some point, I realized that amassing a library of digital game books is pointless if I hate the act of reading them 😁