we may never know

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! This thing is available on the eShop now, for the Nintendo Switch and Nintendo Switch 2 Systems!

!

This thing is available on the eShop now, for the Nintendo Switch and Nintendo Switch 2 Systems!

YESSS

In World 6-7 of Yoshi's Island, Yoshi is chased by giant Chain Chomps. The level is intended to be linear, so backtracking from the checkpoint may cause the Chain Chomps to become glitched. Now, Yoshi will be chased by a singular floating eye, which will cry at the end.

vivi would not survive attempting to dance in fvront of someone as pretty as sumi she would legit die on the spot probably

SOOOO CUTE... WOWIE

#beauposes

im starting a Medieval Times competitor that's for tgirls who get to watch tboys joust and then mud wrestle. food is the same

LITERALLY beau and i went on AC museum date once it was cutes..

a person is standing in a swamp. they have sickly greyish skin and long black hair in a middle part. they have big, bright red eyes. they are wearing a mask that covers their nose and mouth. they are wearing a black coat with long sleeves that resembles a cassock. they are holding their right hand to their chin in a thoughtful pose.

my homunculus :)

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i love whenever ppl have likes/dislikes charts on their ocs and its like
likes: the sun, flowers, their friends, ice cream!
dislikes: death. bad dreams. getting sand in their eyes. the concept of evil as a whole.

ragebaiting my fat carbuncle

The empty bsky screen we have all been seeing a lot lately

Vibe coding? Heh. AI is inevitable. Yall are just afraid of the future *smirk* 😏

dog i have a full time job

oh i just. missed hatching tide. cause it was like 4 days for some reason. neat

tweet from Imagine A Guy guy who only knew jesus professionally: Honey, did you hear they CRUCIFIED our CARPENTER???

zeekerss dedication to making dine a completely unusable planet literally less worthwhile to visit than embryon is kind of an admirable bit not gonna lie

im refusing to comment on that wol qotd. i just get so... annoyed that the race i chose because theyre special to me is treated like nothing but a dumb one-off joke. like i nah im kidding can you imagine if i actually talked like this jfc

I never do anything for april fools except turn lala into something else but it’s always fun

red pikmin in a dark landscape

ʷᵉ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵃʳʳⁱᵛᵉᵈ ᵐⁱˡᵒʳᵈ

ok here my offering in return for venatposting. you would destroy it our beautiful toontown

theres too many really good april fool posts

A black-and-white cat’s face edited onto a sea urchin underwater

Uni? No. My true form is a sea urchin

#AprilFools

a tender lamb minion with face half emerged from the water

caugh oogoh cahugh baabhghh haoyugh coough bwegh

from tumblr user exeggcute: I need a polite and effective way to say "hey your heart is truly in the right place and your anger is often righteous but I think sometimes you’re getting recreationally mad about things that are frankly not worth the amount of energy you’re spending on them, and every time you do this you're driving yourself slightly more insane with nothing to show for it," and then I need a way to broadcast that message through a loudspeaker to roughly 30,000 people at once, and THEN I need a time machine to send that message to my past self lol. and maybe a second time machine in case past me tries to be clever and sabotage the version of me who comes through the first time machine

good post

Renowned game developer Shigeru Miyamoto broke down in tears after his self-financed movie "The Super Mario Galaxy Movie" opened to $48 at the worldwide box office: "Fuuuck dude this movie cost so much money I'm so fucked"

sorry everyone, i've decided to fanta to midlander

(jk) #beauposes

im not reposting my bfs six seven post

i JUST logged in dog