two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

A colleague didn’t recognise me in my glasses so I tried to joke “I’m Clark Kent” but accidentally declared “I’m Ken Clarke”

Banged up like julian asarge

A subway sign advertising a mega melt and a hot drink for £3

I am but a humble mega melt, I doff my cap

Hide the pain Harold giving the thumbs up

Probably nothing

A very spherical man with a moustache and ruddy cheeks balancing a giant bottle of dodgy looking liqueur on his lunch

Me trying to play along from home

I can be any price you want me to be

A tired Phil Mitchell taking a well earned rest in the bins

Me in 6 years resting on a bag of crushed ice

It must have been good, whatever it was

I need to know more about the BFG escalation. What cocktail did it lead to?

Not really. I've had some half arsed attempts to recreate one or two but never really put the effort into doing them properly. But, I will!

Ah cool, thanks :) This looks great, I am going to have to start working my way through their hall of fame 👀

Your fancy drinks always look incredible! Do you have any particularly good recipe books you make them from?

A pen drawing of Zoltar. He is saying Eh up, give me a quid.

This is one of things. Bigtime.

Diabolical ironclad beetle Insect The diabolical ironclad beetle (Phloeodes diabolicus) is a flightless insect known for its incredibly tough exoskeleton, allowing it to withstand immense pressure, including being run over by a car.

Pissed off scientist trying to run over a bug using his car: YOU FUCKER IM NAMING YOU FOR THIS AND IT WONT BE PRETTY

Please take a minute to look at the names of the animals at the Bristol Animal Rescue Centre www.bristolarc.org.uk/pets/

The roasted kid meme

Busiest day of the year for this lad

It's my own fault for using ChatGPT as a search tool, but this really made me laugh. "...with an important nuance..." is sublime 🤌

dyslexic guy at a Red Dwarf convention

What's big and small at the same time?

Tweet from Denise Welch @RealDeniseWelch Hi @brent_council. You haven't emptied my son's bins in 3 weeks. Any attempts at due process has failed. He tried to talk to a collector who called him a cunt!! Can you let me know how we move forward!!!! 13:23 • 30/03/2026 • 168K Views

Beautiful stuff

why not both?

don't let that stop you buying it

Tiger Woods looking like he’s fucked it in the car

Prince Phillip looking undead in the car

New Prince Phillip in car just dropped

thanks very much