It is not the barista’s responsibility to make sure you are on time for work, by the way.

things i’ve gained from working at Starbucks:

-weight

free bleeding at work

I miss when we were just chillin out maxxin and relaxin all cool, shooting some b-ball outside of school. But then a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in our neighborhoods

It’s okay, you’re just a person

There has to be someone to blame
At all times
But the truth is that everyone’s just scared of eachother
All of the time

It’s December 1st and the first year in a long time I can afford to get Christmas gifts. Finally finished getting gifts for my sister, mom, and dad! And tomorrow i’m getting the rest of it done 💃

update : I didn’t stop crying and it’s the end of the movie and I never realized how truly emotional this all was until now

update : 40 minutes in and crying, again

update : just started watching Spirited Away again for the first time in a few years

update : cried within the first 20 mins

update : she’s JUST A BABY 😭

wading through laundry
searching for a pair of socks
driving me insane

can we actually ride out of the sunset? this is really hurting my retinas.

I HATE AI!!! (…except for my spotify dj that guy seems chill)

I don’t want to eat the rich! Old meat! Bad meat! Rotten 🤮

It’s simple; you work at a coffee shop and you become a caffeine addict

hey chat, would it be an overreaction if i just Gave Up

Every time I see a raiders fan in my town my brain thinks of a local strip club called Raider’s Reef and I genuinely have a moment where I go “woah they bought stripper merch, nice”

white claw for breakfast, haircut for lunch

I got a job! 🎉 I got a job! 🎉 I got a job! 🎉

not delivery not digiorno but a secret third thing

A picture of the many faces of Burgerpants from Undertale

the gen-z stare is actually just this

don’t ask me to think about a single thing, I mean honestly if i think too hard about tying my shoes i’ll probably forget how to do it entirely, alright?

a dishwasher, but for bongs

drinking a glass of you-know-what with you-know-who, you-know-where

strawberry lemonade, caeser salad, and truffle fries 🫡

killed a gnat that flew into my wine and now i feel evil

how u gonna hate me when im literally eating peanut butter toast and apple slices

I might not even be hungry but if somebody is eating spaghetti in the same room as me, I WILL get spaghetti jealousy

all these years and cats still cannot has cheezeburger

all these years and cats still run the internet