Not only do I not wanna be around him, I don't wanna be around people who would pay probably a fuckton of money to meet him.

There's a convention in Boston this August that I've been on the fence about attending; the big draws are LOTR and TMNT which I've never really been interested in.

But now I know definitively that I'm not going because fucking Mel Gibson is gonna be there.

Apparently there's now reports of measles in my state (MA).

I was vaccinated as a baby but if it's able to mutate and it kills me, I want to be cremated and have my ashes thrown in RFK Jr's face.

Many Facebook chuds have a profile/cover pic of a musician that wouldn't agree with them. Kurt Cobain, Eddie Vedder, Tom Morello, you name it.

But NEVER Kid Rock. Even they think he sucks musically.

Just had someone do mental gymnastics to explain RFK Jr's bad math to me. Basically it boiled down to "you're wrong about how he was wrong".

Hopeless I tell you. Hopeless.

Seeing a rise in religious people complaining about non-religious people knowing the Bible and using that knowledge to call them out.

Imagine thinking you have a God-given right to be a hypocrite.

Here's hoping this is the start of a change in energy from him

It's just like the Taylor Frankie Paul video: she threw the barstool, it hit her child, she blames the guy she was aiming for

Don't even fucking try to blame gas prices on Democrats. My closest station was $2.65 before Trump started this war.

Elect a circus, expect clowns.

So when you pop RDR2 in the console at this point, you're...

Playing Red again 😎

It's like a grenade with "world peace" written on it: I agree but I don't trust it

I mean, I want that as well, but isn't this the guy with a Nazi tattoo?

Met Bryce Dallas Howard at a convention and she loved my Ian Malcolm cosplay

You have a LONG road to redemption, Fucker. A road I do not expect you to walk because you're just gonna tell your dwindling audience to support the next racist loudmouth the Republicans shart out.

Mamdani can't be president because he wasn't born a US citizen

A state that just had Glenn Youngkin as governor is fighting back against Republicans. You love to see it.

Tbh I expected a close vote because of all consistently blue states, Virginia seems the most moderate.

But it passed. A win is a win, let's hope it continues (and is allowed to continue) into November.

This is legitimately good news.

And yet, it was buried under a pile of misery on my feed.

The algorithm wants you mad for clicks.

If he's anywhere near you, you'll have no bourbon to bid

That bus driver sounds like he has major Al Bundy energy

One time on Twitter someone called me "wish dot com Wil Wheaton"

It just hit me that there's another layer of genius to Druski's Erika Kirk impression: he didn't just look like her, he looked like JD Vance in drag as her

Maddie Ziegler in Music

Ben Stiller in Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder

Anyone else remember how Sia made a movie with Maddie Zeigler that was literally just Simple Jack from Tropic Thunder?

The Challenger's Wikipedia page talking about the White House investigation into...the White House

From the Challenger's Wikipedia page.

"The White House investigated the White House and found no evidence" yeah NO SHIT the White House would deny pressuring them to launch it in bad weather conditions.

Reagan wanted to call them during his SOTU address. Their deaths are on him.

And yesterday was Tim Curry's birthday!

That being said, Tom doesn't particularly look like he wants to be near Tim...

Tom Hanks and Tim Allen at CinemaCon

The only "we can disagree and still be friends" pairing I accept. The first movie is too important to me.

This image might be the greatest middle finger of the 21st century