one time i drew joke porn of the bucc-ee's mascot and someone messaged me asking if the bucc-ee's mascot is canonically an adult as if he were an actual character and not the mascot of a fucking gas station. guys please remember to do your research before you draw the cookie crisp wolf's penis 😥

:]!!!!! i'm so glad you like it!!!!!

this character is a little cool..... this character is kind of awesome and i might maybe possibly maybe draw more of it..... @25hermit.bsky.social

hi hi . hi would you be cool with mike fanart. hypothetically. i cant guarantee anything but i thinj mike is kind of cool

linguistic drift is so funny like when you read old comics and the bad guy goes "spider-man thinks he can rimjob me? mnyeh! i'll just have to rimjob him first!!" some people may not know the word rimjob back then referred to a much different, much more tender act, primarily involving the nipples

fellow skeeters, twitter isn't as enthusiastic as you were about my "ban sex for the under-35" proposal. what do i do? they're being quite mean

oh i kinda semi gave up on this account but a few people are leaving likes on it it seems. hi lol

oh hai...

YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAS

some bitches think they're :3 when they're really B^U

thanks @ everyone complimenting me on the incredible sex they had with me at FWA. that wasn't me i did not go

hmm. hmmmmm. ok im posting this one to test the waters

wha... what is this "porn" you speak of... OH WAIT you must be talking about

she said i wasn't allowed to masturbate so i complied for 2 weeks without knowing why and only now am i finding out she just thought it'd be "kinda hot" oh my god i hate my dentist

considering being a bit more public about this sort of thing since bsky's filters seem good about restricting minors from viewing it... other nsfw artists, what've your experiences been like with it? do things generally stay twerp-free?

(jack black voice) CUM INFLATION

guys... don't show panken any verbs of latin origin..... he'll salivate and masturbate and ejaculate

fluffy...

YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA

zoroar,k.................................................

it's her. the titular stocking stuffer

sasha wants to show you his new fit 👙

ty sasha, very cool! wip :)

my friend @thekilometer.bsky.social and i spent the past few days working on a game for NSFW Minijam #12 called Stocking Stuffer! you can play it here: sugarkits.itch.io/stocking-stu... and the music in this post is the main theme i wrote for it!

she let me touch her boobs and then put on sorting algorithms

two new sketches available on both tiers because it's kind of been a while

i was fine with redirecting nsfw users to this account from my main on twitter, since i could set it as private and do everything in my power to prevent minors from accessing it. but now that private accs aren't a thing i'm not so sure about it...

need to keep this page up to date

oops

hi bsky