Went to a charity’s large dinner event that featured several non-professional speakers. One oddity of the LLM era is that everyone has a speechwriter now. It was vaguely obvious which speeches were heavily AI-dependent. Those speakers sounded better for it, but was also an uncanny valley for speech.
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Very annoying that this useless information is taking up brain space, lol
MARKETING Papa Johns ditches the apostrophe A look inside the pizza chain's rebranding, including a new logo that distances itself even further from its embattled founder, John Schnatter.
I mean, that was literally the reason - which imo made it pretty hilarious as far as rebrands go. Delete an apostrophe = nope, we don’t know that guy.
Papa John’s rebranded as Papa Johns, presumably to distance from the founder and not to be more like Little Caesars.
Money takes Saturdays off though (laudatory)
Welcome, John Apple.
Yes, but historically the number of people who have felt compelled to say “I am under no pressure” who were actually under no pressure is approximately zero. So there’s always a way to find a bullish spin.
Watch this video and imagine it happening at your home. You can tell what kind of person you are based on whether your initial reaction is more 1) fear of injuries and property damage, or 2) fear of unexpected house guests literally dropping in.
Lots of activities scheduled today - shuffleboard, a water slide, manning the 16-inch/50 cal turrets, and pickleball.
• Post not found Loansey Jonesy @loanseyjonesy... • 1h Let's be clear, this was an actual joke they used and not the way we engage with our loved ones
lmao - for the record, the OP was good but this now looks infinitely funnier
* the Bluesky addendum
Death, taxes, and Sunday futures opening down 1% regardless of whatever seemed to be the case 48 hours prior.
The strait is closed and no oil is moving. But the pent-up demand / backlog is at record highs and growing rapidly, so bullish.
Donald J. Trump @reaDonald Trump + Today, an Iranian-flagged cargo ship named TOUSKA, nearly 900 feet long and weighing almost as much as an aircraft carrier, tried to get past our Naval Blockade, and it did not go well for them. The U.S. Navy Guided Missile Destroyer USS SPRUANCE intercepted the TOUSKA in the Gulf of Oman, and gave them fair warning to stop. The Iranian crew refused to listen, so our Navy ship stopped them right in their tracks by blowing a hole in the engineroom. Right now, U.S. Marines have custody of the vessel. The TOUSKA is under U.S. Treasury Sanctions because of their prior history of illegal activity. We have full custody of the ship, and are seeing what's on board! President DONALD J. TRUMP 1.26k ReTruths 4.44k Likes 4/19/26, 2:23 PM
Posted only 2.5 hours before futures open. Reaching closer towards that hot stove.
Exactly - too many parallels for comfort, especially when so many major players right now very obviously lack any historical knowledge.
Always fun when BAT delivers a holy-shit listing.
Really hard to overstate how good Blueprint is.
Bad enough that it had an initial “coating” that was removed and that it ended up covered in vaseline. The interim spray paint is just a huge bonus.
And a mere two elections later, fire up the Fleetwood Mac
Worth the quick read even if you’ve had CPR training, but especially if you have not.
They’re at it again
Now imagining Keynes railing against beauty.
Prius
What if a Tesla and a Prius had a baby
He met some guy named Iran in Vegas yesterday and is just running things by him now
Looks like they do have a 3.2% high yield savings but with a $5k minimum, so benefit of the doubt could say he opened that last year and got partial year interest
$1.2 million in a checking account at 0.01%
Pope, did you just create a PaaS startup?
In that timeline the SVB bankruptcy would roughly line up with the debt ceiling crisis / US downgrade selloff of late summer 2011.
One of the best things about this site is the day-to-day ability to go about my life blissfully unaware of all the types of accounts replying to and quote-posting the Bluesky DDOS post calling them liars and blaming it all on claude.
How to retire rich:
Step 1: Be rich
Step 2: Retire