I haven't been to tacobell in like a decade and I haven't gotten my dick sucked in infinite decades. please

"Do not kill yourself. Killing yourself is a worse variation of attacking yourself."

advice from a go book

I REALLY WANNA SEE THEM…

LOL real

like fundamentally if it wasn't for what biden did in 2024 maybe we could have avoided this trump term. maybe there would have been a chance! but alaas

I mean like half-so. saying you're "disappointed in the people who foolishly voted for trump" is kind of limp but it's true that a politicians job is to win over voters, and blaming the people instead of the elector is generally fruitless

found this picture of this dog i found

I want more love in my life

it's better, when discussing science, to assume that you don't know the future

Not interested in your trolling. I’d rather listen to music and dance.

(awakening to find myself turned into a deliciously seasoned skewer of minced meat) this is so koftaesque

a 5x5 grid of Hzrn's 25 favourite albums

that hzrn has gone through some changes over the years!

explosive bitch bloooow his head oooff

jimi hendrix, of course. of course. there are, others

when a kink pops back up but you’re just literally too busy for it like ohhhh my god not right now man im moving across the state ill think about being seven miles tall later

Here bitch you dropped your hat

polyamorous long division

but ofc, progress doesn't come from being thankful for small good things. we can do it, I will, but there's ofc gotta be more demanded yeah

this is how I feel. I would like to demand more from him but like, I know how important of a cultural figure he is to so many people, just in my experience with my local muslim american community. in doing this he's introducing a narrative that they wouldn't approach otherwise

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i do not want the performance of public apology from ppl/institutions who have been transphobic these past few years now seeing shifting winds. you don't have to say sorry. if you mean it donate to trans charities & vocally advocate against anti-trans bills, public restrictions on trans women, etc.

no Guy Fieris were harmed during the production of this YTP

Intercourse YouTube video by Hzrn

my new YTP!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUcX...

You two are reeaaalllleellll. SSSSSSS. I can’t believe you’d go through all right.

first couple hours of a pokemon game are the sweet spot cause all the unnamed npcs just say stuff like Oh, man! I can't get enough of changing my settings in the menu!

If you were me, what would you do? Uh, a pizza hut in the garage?

Calvin’s Dad: Listening to music? I’ll kill you. I’ll fucking kill you man

You are so good at this shit girl AUGH