Haven’t had a cigarette in almost 10 years but as soon as I’m drunk on holiday the cravings come back like a bastard

Being a dad is absolutely mental.

On one hand I’m like “please stop growing up, stay baby forever”
(He’s nearly 2)

The other hand is like “I can’t wait for you to grow up and we can be best friends”

Never really use my PC much these days, but every so often I do turn it on I have a million updates to apply 🫠

It’s nice to finally get a chance to watch WWE (somewhat) live and spoiler free

My titties still hurt from Mondays push session, and I’m about to do a chest fly 😭

Didn’t think Albie getting his first hair cut would make me feel emotional but it really has, wee boy is growing up 🥺

The new Architects album is honestly a 10/10

The question all alt parents want answered - The Wiggles metal album when?

Looking at what MTG cards I have outside of precons, I’ve finally picked a commander to build a deck around. Never done it before but I’m quite excited to give it a go

I really cannae wait until Albie is old enough to watch and appreciate movies. I’ve stuck Fantasia 2000 on in the background as he’s playing. He’s glancing at the screen now and again. Just hope that his brain is soaking in the wonders of the animation and music

Livi are playing Ayr when there’s a title race, and it’s the Calcutta Cup, but I’m stuck in work. Sickening

I’m lying in bed, watching WWE and eating coco pops. I’m 7 again.

Perhaps both, I did drop it but can’t believe carpet done that

End of an era. The @limmy.com mug has broken

I miss playing D&D regularly

Gym math is knowing a 10kg + 5kg plate is a better workout than a 15kg plate

I don’t post on socials anywhere near as much as I used to and you know what? I’m okay with that

Last night was a really rough night with our son, but I am reminded that one day he won’t need us to settle him to sleep and that makes me a little sad

Had a wee ment when putting Albie to bed and I think it’s fair to say I don’t want him to grow up 😭

Getting that Marvel training regime in for the next ant man

NUH UH

I’ve smelled many a strange smell in the gym, but this morning the place reeks of what smells like bug spray 🤮

-6° this morning , and here I am getting ready to go a run. On a treadmill in a gym thankfully

Why does the gym always have to be freezing 😭

Waking up early is one thing, but waking up 25 minutes before your alarm is another 🥱

Gonna start using my watchlist on Letterboxd more

5⭐️ from me, gothic horror perfection.

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Now watching

Running shoes ordered. I fucking hate running

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Me whenever I see one