Michael Jackson biopic?

‘She’d been drinking with Julie Walters. I heard a crash’: Victoria Wood’s genius – by her friends, fans and actors Dazzling performer, brilliant writer, maddening perfectionist, Easter Egg hunt maestro … on the 10th anniversary of Wood’s death, those who knew her best celebrate the shy introvert who redefined come...

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Training every day for that free header to win you the Premier League

Surely no more shit tattoos before the big games and chain-vaping in Italian restaurants on Salford Crescent
#MANvARS

Lancs putting everything behind a paywall, lolz. A joke club. Lancashire CC shame the region. Old Trafford's a plastic farce, the championship team are in division 2, and theyve just binned off the outgrounds, yay

Eight brocades, mate

Just played some intensive cricket for the first time in a while and now I can't move properly.

Cheers

Starmer's go-to excuse: 'I was in the dark'. Don't believe it. He's deeply in the loop From Jimmy Savile to Peter Mandelson, Starmer has followed a trajectory of career-enhancing ignorance. He knows far more than he lets on. It's the reason, after all, why he was knighted

From Jimmy Savile to Peter Mandelson, Starmer has followed a trajectory of career-enhancing ignorance. He knows far more than he lets on. It's the reason, after all, why he was knighted.

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Starmer just didn't know, was kept in the dark. Lulz

Aaah, so Ariana Grande thinks she's actually Glinda?

Nudist resorts? Just take a trip to the coast almost anywhere in Scandinavia in the summer. Sorted

Some guy's on the bus in front of me, in a Man U trackie top, picking his nose wiping it on the seat. Get me out of this goddamn city

Peter Thiel has the mind of a child (with Nazi parents)

... or should I say Nurse Fleischer-Baum

Happy Thelema day.

And then I always think about Peaches G. Sound as a pound the couple of times I spent time with her. Organised religion can fuck everyone up.

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PARKLIFE

The 'fileswatch' guy's gona top himself before this is up. It's realtime deterioration

How's the 'separation of powers' working out for ya?

Ah right, the interplanetary aliens have arrived, of course they have

After dominating the game thus far, absolute toss this from Lancs
#CountyChampionship

People still not understanding that Epstein was a state operation. CIA & Mossad. He and his world were created. No-one's been 'buying protection'. It's eugenics, trauma-based control and blackmail... Policy.

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Good fun last night, lots of a certain type of Fall fan giving hard looks, and lots of dancing. Riley and Hanley were gents, managed to get a good chat in The Red Lion.

Cheerz

Your boyfriend is into kerning

Test match at Headingly is £90. wtf. Great ground but I aint paying ninety quid for a day's test cricket. A farce

Blancmange in the pub and a couple of knowing nods

A distinct Wake in Fright vibe to this trip back oop north. Currently awaiting Donald Pleasence

The far-right Israeli govt absolutely itching to use nuclear warheads. Wonderful

Gtr Manchester has to have the most chicken shops per capita. An unhinged region

Wtaf is it with people holding 2-3 hour phone convos on the long-distances buses? It's like people can't help themselves. What has anyone got to talk about for 3 hours straight? Why doesn't this happen on trains?

So the odious Farage was in my home city of Leeds yesterday and had a slogan associated with Jimmy Saville. Thick as mince doesn’t quite cut it.