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yiiiikes
[louder, as if that'll improve reception] THE BLUESKY DEVS WOULD BE VERY UPSET BY YOUR JOKES ABOUT VIBE CODING IF THEY COULD LOAD YOUR POSTS
Gonna use that launch pad as my bbq
Honestly if its not Mark himself I’ll be pissed
“What are you in for?”
“Felony bralessness”
That’s not to say that it’s an invalid take, I am sure that it is a wee bit jarring, as a long time resident of sleepy little Canso and its tidy causeway to suddenly be rocked by the absurd force of an orbital-bound blast off… but also, THATS WHERE THE FUN LIVES
I feel so bad for that old fella in Canso who took a look at the marvel of space-flight, the wonder of the stars, the allure of Canada reaching into the cosmos, and firmly declared “ok but NOT IN MY BACK YARD”.
Dude, I would pay anything for that to be in MY backyard.
As we speak, Amazon is getting that puppet fitted for his tux just so they won’t be caught off guard variety.com/2026/film/aw...
Pierre Poilievre having to crash actual scrums so folks will pay attention to him is certainly telling of the amount of free time he finds himself enjoying these days
Dang it!!!
Oh my… whyyyyy
I assume @meloc.bsky.social has the penthouse?
The original Spaceship Earth, from the 80s, with the smellitzer stuck on “unfiltered cigarettes” as Walt intended
You can all stop emailing me to get more jokes about Louis St. Laurent onto the site. It's done. You're welcome.
Exactly, frustratingly
Exactly. The American media doesn't seem to understand just how bone-deep *furious* Trump's "51st state" bullshit has made us.
Ok but this is true though
Start with hard cuts, no blends no nothing, and work back from that only as far as necessary to acquire the texture you want
Cut not working? Start by getting better footage / rework the order or position of cut / etc, not fuckin Spin Cut 3
As of 2023, Sherlock Holmes is finally in the public domain in the United States -- which means that Arthur Conan Doyle's heirs and random other rights-holders can no longer insist that the character be free of any trace of homoeroticism.
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Good luck!
🤣🤣 as ever!
I mean, loving it is also accepting its… not great haha
Hegseth made ending facial hair waivers his all-consuming mission in the first months of the admin. Making it more difficult for (mostly POC) service members to receive exemptions to policy for medical and religious reasons. He also end travel allowance for abortions.
Ah so he is familiar with my strategy.
Jokes on him, I already HAVE someone elses copy of Hyperion!
Ah. Oh. Oh no.
My friendship comes with the very real danger that I will bury you in books. It’s meant as a compliment, no matter the blunt force trauma
Oh that sounds amazing
Third time I’ve bought “Dad Rock…” and still don’t technically own a copy myself
Honestly, the New Jersey swamp zombie probably tastes better