Logged on today to lib out 🌊💙

Worst part about Twitter not working is I was having my first banger tweet in a while so it could be bigger than it already is 😔

Another morning where I can't satisfy my Twitter addiction ☹️

I really liked the Celebrity Apprentice, man. I watched so much back in the day when full episodes could be posted to YouTube no problem. Why couldn't that bitch stay on TV?

I think we good.

Bacon got the pedo stache going.

This place has too much decorum. I don't feel I can be unhinged.

That blew me away ngl

I'm handling this surprisingly well.

First day on the new platform and you already lying?

Saw this downtown today:

What's crashing harder? Tesla stock or Twitter?

DON'T HOPE THIS

Hello, sir

Follow me back 🤨

Me: Fuck Elon, Twitter is down!

My Twitter went down immediately after I tweeted "I am addicted but please hack Twitter again." 😔

Twitter is doing it AGAIN

All morning, I've been like "WHAT THE FUCK?!"

Account locked on Twitter 😔

Fair lmao

"make sure you tip doordash drivers" okay but what if you're disabled and depend on doordash for food/low income/unable to walk due to loss of legs

You supposed to make sure you can find a reasonably priced frame before you buy the poster 😂😭

How big? 😭

It's been a minute. How is everyone?

Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃

The amount of people who have found this account without knowing who I really am is astonishing. Like they don't know they're talking to their old buddy 😭

Watching a film with Michael Keaton in it right now. All is good.

Lol that's it probably. I think Twitter fits my more miserable personality. Hoping I can adjust too