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Posts by NeoGreenLantern

If you're a musical act and your audience is primarily over the age of 30 you should have concerts Friday and Saturday night. If you must have a weekday show, concert starts at 6, ends at 9 and you can have 1 opening band.

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@thesteveorlando.bsky.social hi Steve. Can you help me settle a debate? You used the phrase "pocket universe" for the universe Scarlet Witch gave to Chthon because, even though it's infinite, it's still smaller than the 616 which is why it fits in a mirror.

1 month ago 0 0 0 0

Create fake email

Request free shirt

Give address to garbage dump

3 months ago 8 0 0 0

I went to Taco Bell and they didn't have the Marty Supreme

3 months ago 1 0 0 0

Having JLH pop out of a secret door you're next to is probably one of the better interactions with a secret doors someone could have.

3 months ago 5 0 1 0

I think it depends on the work. Anything with an answer grid, multiple choice questions, and math equations AI should be able to handle answering.

An essay should be reviewed by a real person though. Though it would be funny to have an AI trained to tell if an essay was written by AI.

3 months ago 0 0 0 0

Can I get a capybara and a honey badger?

4 months ago 1 0 0 0

I kinda appreciate the self awareness he's going to hell.

4 months ago 4 0 0 0
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You gotta be a weak little bitch if shaking hands too much hurts it.

4 months ago 0 0 0 0

Yes that's the.. uh weird creepy part. Not the need to "well actually" whenever someone doesn't know the technicalities.

5 months ago 4 0 0 0

This is definitely a statement that will speak to the average American.

5 months ago 1 0 0 0

That's a pile of colossal crab meat.

5 months ago 0 0 1 0

Id read it

5 months ago 0 0 0 0

As long as the syringe wasn't circumcized you'll be fine

5 months ago 0 0 0 0
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He lives in Japan or he lives in Texas? You seem to be flip flopping here.

6 months ago 4 0 1 0

I'm now entering the wartorn city of New York for the annual antifa convention. Going to get me the George Soros Funko pop #nycc #nycc2025 #newyorkcomiccon #newyorkcomiccon2025

6 months ago 2 0 0 0

Yeah R Kelly never tried to sell his own bootleg Funko Pop

6 months ago 1 0 0 0

Yes but it's not really a mistranslation. Donkey as an insult means for stupid. I think Kong was the mistranslation where they thought King meant monkey because of King Kong. They were literally going for Stupid Monkey.

7 months ago 4 0 1 0
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Mingus Reedus sounds like the kind of name that would eventually lead you to assault charges in NYC

7 months ago 3 0 0 0

Oh nooooooo

8 months ago 1 0 0 0

He sounds like a baby bitch

8 months ago 0 0 0 0

Top 5 books for me. I'm cautiously optimistic about the Jim Henson creature shop movie in the works.

8 months ago 0 0 0 0

Someone should do a fake true crime podcast where they treat the events of horror movies as actual events.

8 months ago 0 0 0 0

DeadMau5 and Danger Mouse should do a collab and call it Mice: The Dead and The Dangerous

8 months ago 0 0 0 0

Is it weird I've never read a single thing or yours because it's not my bag but I enjoy this "not real, not kayfabe but a third secret thing" persona you got going on the socials?

8 months ago 4 0 0 0

Both are legal strategies under 4D chess rules.

8 months ago 1 0 0 0
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If you took everyone with a lisp and gave them their own country the lisp would go from a speech impediment to an accent. Eventually people from other countries would find lisps sexy and exotic.

This is the out of the box problem solving I bring to the table.

8 months ago 0 0 0 0

Accent not access. God dammit

8 months ago 0 0 0 0
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This is the kinda shit I'm talking about. WTF is this. Why he fuck is thinking this?

8 months ago 0 0 0 0

Growing up I never really questioning my manhood or heterosexuality so color me shocked when I saw people were running around saying cleaning your ass is gay and being absolutely serious about it.

8 months ago 1 0 0 0