michael scott says you have no idea how high i can fly ALT: michael scott says you have no idea how high i can fly

Jason Robertson — leading the Stars in SOG so far this series — to Bill Guerin

Going down 0-1 in a series is not terribly concerning. Roope Hintz not walking through the door for Game 2 is.

wouldn’t be a Rick Bowness coaching tenure without some ripping into players at the podium

Think we got one more hockey fan to add to the mix, folks. Helluva debut

Wife’s first hockey game 🏒

Absolutely abhorrent and despicable job by the Muslim countries in the Middle East and South Asia. Grow a pair and stand the fuck up

What the NFL is talking about: Kyler Murray, 3-year deals and a smart Raiders plan The NFL's officiating unrest, the Puka Nacua situation and Minnesota's open GM job are also generating interest around the league.

Not all of these are the *biggest* stories of the offseason, but at league meetings (and beyond) I dug into some really interesting items that teams are talking about - from Kyler and KOC to contract trends to under-the-radar assistants and more

www.nytimes.com/athletic/717...

LeBron is a top-5 all-time great player, exceeded sky-high expectations that were placed on him, has avoided legal troubles and cheating scandals, appears to be a good family man and has *still* managed to become one of the most insufferable figures in sports. impressive, really.

also, if you’re a reporter, I promise you a small chuckle and some social media engagement is not worth putting a dent in your reputation. I’d recommend some awareness for what the first pillar of the job is.

the internet carries some level of suck every day but April Fools Day in the age of AI reached new levels of insufferable within 10 seconds of getting online

not really one to watch new TV shows (usually just one specific show on repeat) but gonna finally start Better Call Saul this weekend and pretty excited about it

That goal differential for the pacific division is willlld lol

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Canadian: Let's watch a movie

American: Have you seen Titanic?

Canadian: What's that about?

American: Yes, it was. A huge one that sank.

Commonly bemoaned by athletes as a lengthy and rigorous process, what exactly does an NFL physical entail? I spoke with a former NFL team physician to learn more.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/712...

Wedgewood looked like he didn't even see the shot. Wyatt Johnston, man.

priorities

wait, that's your store?? like, you own it? I go there at least a few times a year!

I stand corrected! Wyatt Johnston is actually 22 years old (turns 23 in a couple of months), meaning he's *younger* than the age Dak Prescott was before he made his first start in the NFL

i miss the shocking proclamations about how young wyatt johnston is relative to how elite his play is, so here's one: johnston is 23 years old, the same age dak prescott was his rookie season in the NFL.

Never forget Rachel Corrie ❤️‍🩹

giving him a F seems a bit harsh!

these flight prices are gonna bring theaters back in business. we barely got enough money to fund our transportation to cinemark, we ain't making it to hawaii

my entire life, "switzerland" was not just a country's name but a synonym for "neutral" and even they've had enough on this lmao. it's really not that hard to be on the right side of history

[Jerry Jones voice]
“Did you like those $2.39 gas prices? Did you enjoy those? I hope you did. I hope you did very much."

there have been some phenomenal Stars teams in recent years, and over the past 30+ years. Incredible that this banged up squad is the first to reach nine consecutive wins. The playoffs are gonna be a lot of fun.

i can't believe we live in a world where i can't go to Fry Street and get a slice from Crooked Crust, man. the end of the universe is near

let’s gauge how much we should care about the lives being lost because of corrupt governments

I don’t have an issue with people holding others accountable for staying silent during any injustice, with the small caveat that if you didn’t speak up during a live-streamed genocide, you don’t have a whole lot of ground to stand on IMO 🤷🏽‍♂️

as if it wasn’t bad enough that it looks cool, it also has a badass name. All for naught