You know you've indulged too much when you try to brush something off your shoulder, and it's the floor.

I needed my daughter to direct me to the bedroom. Thankfully, a ranch house with no stairs.

People who believe this need one upside the head.

I would use a whole challah (just to piss off my rabbi).

Who says you can't have it all?

I need a 55 gallon drum of Diet Pepsi.

Dole "Fun Size" Mini Salad.

This is my Halloween go-to for the kiddies.

Wish we had the audio of this tête-à-tête.

There's something intriguing about that combo.

Billy Mumy of the original "Lost in Space" was one of the duo who sang it. And a young Bill Paxton (RIP) directed it.

And yet...

Yes, please. And a nice bowl of tomato-basil bisque.

On weeknights, I have one piece of chocolate before bedtime to help me sleep. On weekends, two. I made the mistake of taking two about 1.5 hours before bedtime. So when I stood up from the computer, I felt like I was still sitting in the chair while I was walking away. I barely made it to bed.

You just won a follower from this Improper Bostonian.

This is very common. Heartbreak Hill will sap even elite runners. Toward the end of the race is when it hits you.

NO 👇 LIES DETECTED, NEIL.......

$60. I was not a rebel.

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