i am the nightweasel

mine was sharks

well i think we all learned an important lesson about what happens when you oppose the Imperial Legion

i don’t want to go into the secrets hole again

asking her if this is like a joke restaurant that serves dog food or something

there

get that 5 foot lady out of their stolen valor

i wouldn't know

Homer is boyish in spirit + Marge loves him so. The cope on here is actually crazy.

probably not

there's a lot of things you don't know

are you referencing bella from the series of movies and books called Twilight?

the books and movies?

they did surgery on a vape

milk should be harvested out of the ground like oil we should have to drill for milk

hey man we all noticed your posts are getting really whimsical lately i just wanted to tell you i'm proud of you for connecting with your lighter nature again

real useful

it’s still funny when you accidentally attack an npc and kill them in a video game. but what if you were that npc? not so funny now is it?

it’s hot in here in this is a new suit

soul

damnit

rest in piss howlingmutant

for every 2.5 seconds bluesky is down a horny middle-aged man that refers to himself as a "shitposter" takes his own life

bluesky is down and it's going to stay down. bluesky is gone forever. it's gone forever and you're high. you're high and everyone knows it and you're going to be high forever too

of course bluesky starts crashing when i have proof that lake monsters are real

cute girl on the bus: what are you listening to?

(in my airpods) 𝐼 𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑖𝑛 𝑑𝑎 𝑡𝑜𝑖𝑙𝑒𝑡. 𝑂𝑜𝑔𝑎 𝐵𝑜𝑜𝑔𝑎! 𝐼’𝑚 𝑑𝑎𝑡 𝑇𝑜𝑖𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑀𝑎𝑛!

me: Beethoven

picture of a smiling star wearing a nightcap the text reads “the getting ready for bedtime star. put this star in your post when you’re feeling sleepy, so that your buddies know you’re gonna head to bed soon”

cute girl on the bus: what are you listening to?

(in my airpods) 𝐼 𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑖𝑛 𝑑𝑎 𝑡𝑜𝑖𝑙𝑒𝑡. 𝑂𝑜𝑔𝑎 𝐵𝑜𝑜𝑔𝑎! 𝐼’𝑚 𝑑𝑎𝑡 𝑇𝑜𝑖𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑀𝑎𝑛!

me: Beethoven