A blurry image of a cat with a fist emoji next to it, like it's about to punch the viewer.

Lists I'm on

Just checked which new lists I'm on and it seems I've upset the blue maga nazis.

No it's mine.

This is how spiderman was conceived btw.

Unless it's really weird and fucked up.

That's okay but I'm not that into romance drama.

It's like how punks are good people pretending to be bad and hippies are bad people pretending to be good.

I hate to say it, but your chances of being Hitler are a lot higher if you like the right image more than the one on the left.

My inner fourteen year old boy who finds twilight/Harry Potter cringe is feeling more vindicated every day.

Look, all I'm saying is, Dan Abnett is not in the Epstein files, nor is he a fucking Mormon.

Oh good, they're taking him 100% seriously.

Two infinitely dense objects colliding.

We need to stop them immediately

the thing u have to understand about palantir is that for most of human history we had to kill babies by hand. like with a big rock or a pillow. it was very time consuming

Yeah I’m a leftist. I left dis kid at the fire station and I’m gonna leave dat one in da hot car later

The invincible panel where Thragg is about to rock space racers shit. Except Thragg is labelled with text that says "they/them Stalin" while space racer is labelled with "The united states/Israel/NATO"

Here's my hope for the outcome of the war in Ukraine.

A cropped screenshot of artwork showing and anthropomorphic bee femboy giving backshots to a taller anthropomorphic dragon femboy. Everything nsfw is off screen so I swear to god this better not get flagged. Artist is tinysmallman

Democrats: I like cokey cola!

Republicans: I like bebsi!

Bee fucking a dragon:

pulled out the camera app so fast you wouldn’t even believe

"6 ... it is the plain fact that nowadays there are no conservative or reactionary ideas in general circulation. This does not mean, of course, that there is no impulse to conservatism or to reaction. Such impulses are certainly very strong, perhaps even stronger than most of us know. But the conservative impulse and the reactionary impulse do not, with some isolated and some ecclesiastical exceptions, express themselves in ideas but only in action or in irritable mental gestures which seek to resemble ideas." - Lionel Trilling, The Liberal Imagination: Essays on Literature and Society

American conservatives have long criticized Lionel Trilling for saying this, and yet every day they keep saying and doing things that confirm his point.

If only Charlie Kirk had known this, before he met his swordsman.

what

You're attracted to gender fluid people?? My parents drowned in water, which is a fluid!!!

There will, however, be an endless demand for people to thanklessly correct the endless mistakes those AI make.

My redditor cousin after I explain to him how trans people are endlessly fetishized while also being outcasts: "So they're like witchers?"

I don't doubt that they'll try to replace that many jobs with AI, but I know for a fact that the AI will never do those jobs right.

This one is W I D E

Having a throat that frictionless, it can only be amphibian.

They called me crazy when I brought that up at the world health organization.

The frog men are hiding among us.

Shut the fuck up, transphobe.

Just realised i never posted my venerable contemptor

You think it's "too soon" to make a joke about this tragedy? Get on my level kid! I make jokes about the tragedies before they even happen! People are starting to suspect something. I see windowless vans drive by my house every night.

i don't like that platner guy because a) nazi tattoo & b) if a genuine progressive was revealed to have a regretted nazi tattoo somehow they would be subjected to relentless attacks over it from places that're suspiciously quiet about platner. i consider that telling